Lindsay Lohan's Totally Shocking Lesbian Love Affair

According to the always trustworthy Canadians up north, it looks like Lindsay Lohan is having a lesbian love affair with DJ Samantha Ronson. This is going to be hot.

Lindsay is rumoured to be having a lesbian affair.

The ‘Mean Girls’ star – who is currently in Japan for a fashion shoot – is said to be more than just friends with DJ Samantha Ronson, who has accompanied her on her trip.

Former publicist Jonathan Jaxson wrote in his blog at jonathanjaxson.blogspot.com: “Lindsay actually has always been quite open. Maybe she was tired of the boys and that is why she decided to spice it up with BFF (best friend forever) Samantha Ronson.

“Now I would have no bad things to say about either if Samantha wasn’t deeply involved in alcohol and drugs. Not the best influence for a rehabbed Lindsay Lohan.”

Jaxson claims Lindsay and Samantha’s fledgling same-sex romance has been confirmed by his sources.

I have no idea who Jaxson is but we're willing to give him the benefit of the doubt if only because we feel that the Gay Community knows all when it comes to Hollywood, and because we hear Gays are psychic!

Lindsay, perhaps you should try these other Hollywood Lesbians on for a try.

Michelle Rodriguez looks mean, but may put Lindsay in her place. But maybe she isn't a good influence on Lindsay because of her past DUI.

Jennifer Tilly. They would make a great couple. Hopefully Jennifer would make Lindsay realize the importance of great breasts and Lindsay's would finally grow back. We can only hope.

Nothing would make us smile more than Lindsay stealing Portia de Rossi away from Ellen. Laughter would abound!