Mar 02, 2007

Lindsay Lohan's Friday Thinspiration For Ya Bitches!

[To read more from Lindsay Lohan, check out her blog right here.  There you can get caught up in her emoness, weightloss tips, and poetry.]

Hello, my fellow Ana-friends and Non-Ana-Friends! Lindsay here!

How have you been? Do you miss me? I know you do, so don't lie. I just wanted to check in and say some hellos and give you a little THINSPIRATION for the weekend. Do you know what time it is? It's lose weight time, that's what time it is. It's March. You only have a few months to get yourself in tip top shape for summer. Time for all your fatties to get skinny, and all you skinnies to look like Victoria Beckham. Check this bitch out! Check out how little her legs are -- not even two inches across. She must look amazing in a bikini. Some girls might be worried that they'll get too skinny and break a leg or something, but you'd be surprised by how resilient the human body is to injury.
 Ah, perfection. I cannot even tell you how jealous I am of Victoria. I AM SO HAPPY she's moving Los Angeles soon. I think I'm going to learn a lot. So many people are giving her flack for moving here...for looking pretty...for being married to one of the most gorgeous men alive! Whatevs. She's beautiful and you people are just jealous. Don't shoot the messenger if you're gonna be so sour because you're fat.

Speaking of losing weight, I think I need to lose a few. I have DEFINTELY gained back some weight since I cut down my drinking and drug use. If it wasn't for the cigs that I'm smoking I'd turn into a blimp. Check out this recent paparazzi photo of me.

Holy chunk rolls. Is that a gut or am I just happy to see someone! Jesus Freakin' Fathole. Time to hit gym, stick my finger down my throat and barf up some cigarette tar.

Posted by Lindsay Lohan under Lindsay Lohan on Fri: 02-03-07 04:52 PM CDT | 0 Comments | Permalink
 
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