Lindsay Lohan's Bodyguard Is Sick of Her Being a Lesbo, Quits

One of Lindsay Lohan's bodyguards is calling it quits because he's scared that she's going to end of killing herself or overdosing on drugs. He also reveals that she's big into chicks, something we kinda already knew because of all the time she spends with DJ Samantha "I look like a dude" Ronson. Among the tidbits her bodyguard, Lee Weaver, dishes to the always trustworthy DailyIndia.com (for sure!):

    *Lindsay attacked a gun-wielding cocaine dealer for ripping her off.

    *Lohan enjoyed hysterical lesbian prances with a string of girls she picked up at parties, and even made a play for chart star Mariah Carey.

    *When Lindsay was not snorting coke, she was picking up girls from parties.

You know, on a day when we should be celebrating Gay Pride (the Gay Pride Parade was this Sunday in Los Angeles), Lee has to just go off and quit, leaving Lindsay and her lesbianism behind. He could have at least waited till Monday. Monday's are totally not gay, unless you've been drinking all day Sunday and have a hangover. Then Mondays are, yeah, pretty gay.

X17Online has the latest pictures of Lohan at Promises. She doesn't look that bad!