Oct 19, 2006

LG Spooky Stories: An American Braffwolf in London

It’s almost Halloween, which means it’s time once again for us here at Liquid Generation to un-earth some of our spookiest celebrity stories.  Today’s terrifying tale is called....

 
                                                                        

The fog was so thick that Zach Braff could barely see the light of the tiny ram shackle inn that stood only a few feet away from him.  He knew that if he just kept moving, he could make it to East Lothian by morning, but the night only seemed to be growing darker, and taking a few minutes to drink and cavort with some of the locals would not up-end his plans too terribly.

The burly, bearded clientele of the Hogs Head inn gave Braff un-welcoming glares as he entered their cobble stoned little corner of Scotland.  He could sense the un-easiness, but "Hey," he thought, "they're just not used to a guy with hair so perfectly gelled.  Defusing this awkward situation should be no sweat for me: Zach Braff."

He strolled up to the bar, slapped his hand down triumphantly against the counter and proclaimed, "Wow!  It looks like I've left one Moore for another!  Ha ha ha!”  No one responded.  "Because I just broke up with Mandy Moore, and this is the Scottish Moors," he added sheepishly.  He quickly turned to the haggard old Bar Keep.  "Tough crowd," he said, nudging comically to the crowd of people behind him.

"Can we get you anything," the bar keep asked.  "Just directions," Braff replied. "I need to be in East Lothian by tomorrow morning."  Silence fell over the room. "Ohhh," the Bar Keep moaned.  "You don't want to be crossing the Moors.  Not tonight.  It's a full moon.”

"Huh," Braff snarked.  "What... like a werewolf is gonna attack me or something?"  "I wouldn't laugh if I were you," the Bar Keep snapped back. "You Americans think the supernatural is confined only to your books and movies and TV shows.  But let me assure you, it’s real.  And if you try to cross those Moors tonight, you’ll find out just how real."

Zach peered into the old Crone's face for a moment.  He could tell she wasn't joking.  "Well then," he finally said.  "Guess I'm staying here tonight. Hey gang, how about a round of Red Bull and Vodkas on me!  Then we can stay up all night talking about what it's like to be confused and in our late 20's."

Zach Braff was promptly thrown out of the Hogg-Heads in. 

A few seconds later a werewolf attacked him. 

To Be Continued!

 

Posted by Doc Manhattan under Celebrity Action on Thu: 19-10-06 03:25 PM CDT | 0 Comments | Permalink
 
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