LG SHREK-LERT: Big Green Fat Ass Demands You Get In Shape!

The LG Shrek Alertness Agency is on duty 24 hours a day to make sure you get all the important Shrek updates as they happen!  We've been busier than ever what with May 18th and the release of Shrek the Third inching ever closer and today's update is a special one.  We all know that Shrek is a lazy, over weight food loving Ogre.  We also know that he has no qualms about slapping his face on everything from Baskin Robbins Ice Cream Sundaes and McDonald's Happy Meals.  But do you know that he has absolutely no tolerance for your weight problems?  That's right Shrek hates fat people.  (It's why he and Fiona haven't had Sex in ages.)  That's why he's the new spokes-ogre for the American Council of Fitness.

Is it hypocritical for big fat candy loving Shrek to be reprimanding big fat candy loving Children?  You bet it is. And you know what?  He's Shrek star of the highest grossing comedy of all time so he'll do what he wants and you'll like it chunk-o!