Keira Knightley Wants To Wear Permanant Fat Suit, Bigger Boobs

While most female celebrities (and most women for that matter) want a skinny-bones body to show off, super-waif Keira Knightley wants to put on more weight, and she wants bigger boobies! People Magazine, a magazine normally read by fat wives in their 30s reports:

Keira Knightley, who has battled rumors of an eating disorder, says she wishes she could put on weight in the right places.

For starters, the Oscar-nominated actress, who stars in the upcoming Pirates of the Caribbean 3: At World's End, tells Britain's morning show GMTV, in an interview to air Monday: "I would love to have tits!"

Her ideal? "I would love to have Monica Bellucci's figure," Knightley, 22, says of the Italian model and Matrix movies actress. I'm never going to get it. I'm naturally who I am."

We commend Keira for taking a stand against skinniness. Skinny people have controlled Hollywood for way to long. Come to think of it, it seems a little unpopular now to be so skinny. Lindsay isn't that anorexic anymore. Nicole Richie is skinny, but nobody cares about her. Maybe this is a new era for Hollywood...The Fat Hollywood. It's now cool to be fat.

Yeah, right...

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