May 01, 2007

Kate Bosworth Was A Total Fatass

Hey it's La Lohan -- bakk from hooking up with some dood at the Chateau Marmont's (yes, I still live there) lobby bathroom.I don't really care that's it's 2:30 Pacific Time and I'm already blitzed out of my freaking mind -- DRINKING AND BLOGGING IS FUN!

Have you checked out the recent pics of Kate Bosworth? She's on vacation or something and she's showing off her body. Just want to say good for her. She struggled with her weight for quiet some time. It's good to know that she can put down a cookie when she wants to and get down to a normal weight.

Here's a pic of Kate during her fatty days...



That's when she was filming Blue Crush. You can just see all the fat that's disguised as muscle. Disgusting. And look at that flab coming off her arms. If people ate humans her arms can feed a hungry family.
Next, here's some photo don't know when it was taken. She's getting a little skinnier, but still, some work needs to be done.



You still got some chunky-time over there when she bends her body sideways. Her publicist should tell her never to do that.

Now here's Kate now...a shining example of skinniness and perfection.



And look at the "normal" girl next to her. Well, that's called a Fat Ass. Kate was once a Fat Ass and now she's not.

I don't care what people tell you girls out there...if you look like that girl standing next to Kate you are not "normal." You have to lose weight. Obesity is one of the number one problems facing America's younth...I take it seriously. You have to start losing weight right now...if you don't you'll end up looking like the girl standing next to Kate...A Fatty.

xoxox

Lindsay Lohan

 

[If you want to read more blog posts by Lindsay Lohan, put down your drink and go to her blog. ]

Posted by SlippyJenkins under Lindsay Lohan on Tue: 01-05-07 05:41 PM CDT | 0 Comments | Permalink
 
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