It's Time to Ask Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton Out On A Date

Okay, nerds. The moment you've been waiting for is finally here! Instead of asking the girl that's sitting across from you at class to the Spring Fling, why not ask Lindsay Lohan or Paris Hilton, who both had their email and phone numbers plastered all across the internets this morning.

I guess someone hacked into their MySpace accounts. Dude, how 2004. Didn't this happen to Paris already? Don't send messages to people on MySpace. I know so many people who've gotten their accounts hacked over there it's ridiculous. Instead, use email! Or Rather -- if you don't want your emails ( or voicemails, Alec) leaked don't write them at all! Show up on the front doorstep of your email buddy and talk in realtime.

Here's there email address & phone numbers. I don't feel bad posting them here because they're already everywhere. And don't try to call them. The voice mail boxes are full.

Oh hilarious. Princess Paris and DJ Lohan. When did one become a princess and the other a DJ? Oh yeah, Lohan is dating a DJ. Two of them probably.  

And be sure to check out The Paris Hilton Cell Phone that we hacked together a few years ago.

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