Internet Lovers: Oscar De La Hoya & LG's Helga!

You know, I didn't really know what to make of all those pictures of boxer Oscar de la Hoya dressed all tranny-like. Am I alone here in thinking that Oscar doesn't look that disturbing? Sure, he's a dude and he has muscles and he can kick your ass if if wanted too (all while wearing 6 inch stilettos!), but he doesn't give me that Silence of the Lambs "puts the lotion in the basket" tranny vibes. It's more of a "this dude parties!" sort of thing. Don't get me wrong, I'm not into trannies. I just like looking at them if they're on celebrity gossip websites.

Oscar's FishnetGate also got me thinking of Helga, LG's beloved, uncircumcised pre-operative transsexual and Chief Technology Officer. Most of you know Helga from his correspondences with LG fans and letters to mismanaged restaurants over at Helga's Mail Room. But what you don't know is that Helga is looking for love. Ever since LiquidGeneration moved to Los Angeles last year, Helga has been on the hunt for a warm, muscular body to comfort him on these cold Hollywood nights. Never one to just settle with the first she-dick that comes along, Helga is looking for somebody with a great mind and a great body. And by God, once I saw the those pictures of Oscar de la Hoya, I knew that Helga found his match.

So what I'm looking for right now is somebody that knows hows to get in touch with Oscar. If you or anyone knows where he can be contacted -- whether it be himself, his agent, manager, etc -- just let me know or email Helga directly.

Namaste.