Hollywood Couple Alert: Lindsay Lohan and Al Gore!

This will probably run in the next US Weekly: 

"An email from Lindsay Lohan is making its way around the internet, and let's just say she's got her eye on a certain Mr. Former Vice President.  They met at the GQ awards, and now the heat between them is like global warming x1000.  Lindsay says her new crush "will help me [clean up my image]. He came up to me last night and said he would be very happy to have a conversation with me."  Gore's rep replied by saying, "I can confirm for you that Mr. Gore has only met Ms. Lohan once, very briefly, at the GQ Men of the Year dinner last week."

The love sparks are flying!!!  Let's just hope Lindsay doesn't start acting like a 'Mean Girl,' and Mr. Gore doesn't 'cool off.'  Get it?  Do you get my jokes?"