The Hayden Panettiere Countdown to Legality!

It's 6 Days and 11 Hours to our favorite fake cheerleader becomes 18! You know how we know that? Yes, because we're creeps. But also because we now have a Hayden Panettiere Countdown Clock. It counts down the days till you can have sex with Hayden without going to jail. Everything has to be consensual of course.

The clock is over on the righthand sidebar, so check it now and check it often.  

We can't wait for Hayden to become legal. Not only because she's hot, but because we think she's going to be the next Lindsay Lohan.  You heard it here first. Hayden is going to become the biggest party girl ever. Cokehead extroidinaire. Sure she looks sweet now, but check out that look in her eye. Lindsay looked that sweet once, now she's just hardened and haggish. But now we're bored of making fun of Lohan and need someone new to pick on -- bring it on Hayden!