Hayden Panattiere Turns 18 - Finally!

Fellas, it's happened. Hayden Panettiere has finally turned 18, and you can comfortably fantasize about her without the fear of going to jail.

This also marks the beginning of her downfall into Britney Spears-like insanity. These young celebrities, they can only stay innocent and admirable (and beautiful) for only a few days max once they hit this age and become as popular as they are. Soon they start drinking, developing a gut from overeating, or worse, they become anorexic. Some become drug addicts and the only time we see them outside is at 3AM after they've crashed into a light pole. They appear in crappy movie after crappy movie. Their life just becomes really sad, but in an awesome twist , we hear at Liquid Generation happily get to capitalize on it!

So happy birthday, Hayden! I hope you enjoy your 18th birthday because you life just goes downhill from here!