Harrison Ford's Not Old -- Thanks To Frozen Clones!

This week, at the Rome Film Festival, Harrison Ford told audiences that he was 'fit' to reprise his role as Indiana Jones, and that even though he's 64, he'll still "bring the same physical action" to the upcoming 4th movie.  What Ford didn't tell audiences is that the way he'll accomplish this is by inserting his brain into the body of a brainless 35-year-old frozen Harrison Ford body clone, which he keeps in his cryogenic chamber / basement.  Harrison Ford actually has six body clones, which should take him through a few more centuries.

After all these years of appearing old in action movies like Firewall, Ford will defy the laws of nature for our amusement.   First up, the genetically recreated movie hero will star in the 4th Indiana Jones, then on a new Star Wars TV show, The Young Adventures of Young Han Solo, and then he'll make eight more Blade Runner movies.  They probably won't release them all, Ford just wants to make them because he'll be feeling so young!  After that, who knows?  Ford has been talking about competing in the Olympic Decathalon, or wrestling bears for a couple of years in Russia for Animal Planet.

So if you think Harrison Ford is too old for action movies, you're right.  But with his new body, he'll beat your ass for saying that, then climb Mt. Everest, and then run around the entire world in a month.