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Elisabeth Hasselbeck Most Certainly Didn't Annoy The Hell Out Of The Queen Tonight! No Way!
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Tonight President Bush hosted Queen Elisabeth at a white-tie [read: important] State Dinner.
I guess it's a big deal because, like, The Queen is some sort of
celebrity now that an Oscar-winning movie was made about her. Anyway,
the dinner had a very distinguished guest list. World leaders. CEOs of
companies that are most likely very shady and very powerful. Condie.
Colin Powell. Placido Domingo's wife. The Cheneys. The winner of the
Kentucky Derby. You know, important people.
But the most distinguished guest at the dinner must have been Elisabeth Hasselbeck.
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Elisabeth is not just a co-host of The View.
She is so much more than that. She has powers. She can make your ears
bleed just by opening her mouth. Her inarticulate and nonsensical
political fights with Rosie?
That stuffs not annoying. That stuff's adorable. She believes
everything that President Bush says. This doesn't make her stupid -- it
makes her Super Patriotic! Super Patriotic hotties are the best!
I'm
sure The Queen had a good time with her. I'd want no other person to
represent our country as much as I do Elisabeth Hasselbeck.
On a side note, do you think Elisabeth was wearing her Mom Boobs?
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Posted by
SlippyJenkins
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on Mon: 07-05-07 06:07 PM CDT |
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