CREEPY ALERT: Thora Birch's Dad Watches Her Have Sex

THIS IS AN OFFICIAL CREEPY ALERT.  WE ARE BRINGING YOU THE LATEST CREEPY UPDATES AS THEY HAPPEN.  *SHUDDER*

THIS IS A CREEPY ALERT FOR RESIDENTS OF HOLLYWOOD, LOS ANGELES COUNTY, AND SURROUNDING AREAS.  Thora Birch, the girl from Ghost World and American Beauty, was watched simulating sex on the set of her new movie, Winter of Frozen Dreams, by father/manager Jack Birch.  We repeat -- father watches daughter have sex for the camera while on set.  If you are in Hollywood or the Los Angeles area, you are directly in the Creep Zone.  We suggest evacuating to the Valley if you don't want to get seriously creeped out.

BREAKING NEWS:

It seems as though Jack Birch was a porn star in the 1970's, dramatically hightening the creepiness factor, and increasing the creep radius by 63%.  YOU NOW NEED TO LEAVE THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA ENTIRELY IN ORDER TO BE SAFE.