Britney Spears Sex Tape on The Loose

It's a day after the great split of Britney Spears and K-Fed, and do you know what's on the loose all over the internets? Yes, the video we've all been waiting for. The Britney Spears Sex Tape. Defamer has the goods spilled all over it's website, but it's just not enough. Just a clip of the formerly-fat-and-pregnant-white-trash-has-been-pop-star-soon-to-be-awesome-looking-has-been-porn-star. However, it is enough to pull us through this Wednesday morning.

Just a few notes about our hopes in the video:

*That we don't hear K-Fed talk or Moan. That would ruin any chance of this video being remotely hot.
*That we find out the real size of Britney's Breasts.
*That we don't see Britney's Pregnant Stomach.
*That Justin Timberlake doesn't make a surprise cameo.