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Boner Alert: Keeley Hazell To Play Pamela Anderson In Baywatch Remake
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We hope you're not in public while you read this post, because it might give you a slight boner.
British Boobie Model Keeley Hazell
-- best known for a mildly entertaining sex tape and her spreads in
Page 3, Zoo Magazine, and all those other British rags that are too
cool for American consumption -- is going to play Pamela Anderson's
character, CJ, in the new Baywatch remake (well, according to the below
magazine cutout at least). This is great news on so many levels.
First of all, we don't have to see Pamela Anderson run around in a swimsuit. Sure, she can still rock the red swimwear.
But damn, she's like 40-years-old and her breasts have gotten bigger
than her whole body. She might still be hot, but she's hot in a
freakish sort of way. We want our Baywatch models to be naturally hot
-- natural like Keeley. Second, take a look at some recent photos of
Pam -- did you know she's pigeon foot?
That's totally not hot. In fact, it's freaking disgusting. What
happened to you, Pam? You used to be all hot and straight-legged.
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But here's the new Pamela Anderson -- Keeley Hazell. She is by far
my favorite person on the planet Earth. I kid you not. I do not like
about this kind of stuff. Like many of you, I am a loser. I have
nothing better to do with my life than drool over woman like this. I
can't wait for the day that God stops playing his cruel tricks on me
and set's me up with her.
Click right here to see the pic at a higher rez and read the story.
See you soon, Keeley!
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on Mon: 30-04-07 05:39 PM CDT |
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