Bob Barker's Replacement: ROSIE?! NOOOOOO!!!!!!

I sat in my chair, grumbled about how early it is, switched on my computer, browsed some photos of hot girls for your viewing pleasure, then came across this gem in TMZ:

Bob Barker's choice to replace him as host of "The Price is Right?" Rosie O'Donnell.

Here was my immediate response: 

Granted, I rarely watch The Price Is Right anymore, but when you're a kid home from school, you watch it all the time.  If I saw that ugly, 9/11 conspiracy preaching troll when I was home with the flu, I would have ended up spiraling into a coma and died.  She'll walk off the set in a huff, scream at guests who challenge her political beliefs -- it'll be a mess.  For the sake of an American institution, I hope they don't put that batty freak in charge of Plinko.  I love Plinko too much to watch it under Rosie's reign!