Tech Geeks Are Watching You Shower

Attention, ladies: if you think a fat, bearded 45-year-old guy in a Highlander t-shirt is watching you take a shower... you're right!  An employee at Best Buy's Geek Squad came over to a family's house to fix their computer, and planted a cell phone camcorder in the bathroom to try and catch a woman soaping up.  Here's the news report:

Believe it or not, this is an epidemic happening across America.  Nubile, technophobic young women depend on the services of anti-social dorks, who they know will happily fix their computers and are too scared of vaginas to hit on them.  These days, geeks are using technology to their perverted advantage, so here are ways for women to fight back:

1.  If a tech geek says the only way to get Microsoft Word to stop crashing is to install a webcam, he's lying.

2.  Serial numbers for software registration can almost never be found written inside a pair of used panties.

3.  Carpel Tunnel Syndrome is a problem that faces people who use computers too often.  "Hummers" are not a cure.

4.  DON'T reach inside his pants for a "system disk."

5.  Vaginal juices will increase the speed of your processor by 30%, but you don't need a geek video taping you while you perform this "mod."