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Answer The Anorexics #1
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[ If you want to read more of Lindsay Lohan's blog, you can do so right here. ]
It's been awhile since I searched the internets for pro-anorexia
websites. I truly believe that if you're going to go to a website that
promotes anorexia, you might as well go to mine. As the Most Famous
Anorexic in the History of Anorexia, I have the most to say about it.
And I am always correct.
But
I know what you're thinking. "Lindsay, you're not anorexic anymore."
Yes, it may be true that I've gained a few pounds, but I am still
skinnier than you and most people I know (except for you MK -- I hate
you). I am Thinspiration x1000. If you read my blog you'll drop ten
pounds in 10 minutes. I swear.
Well all this surfing led me to a Live Journal website
where girls discuss ways to stop eating. And they write poetry! Reading
their entries makes me feel so sad. They feel so lost. So aimless. So
out of touch. I think they need a leader. Someone to look up too. Then
I thought: why can't this be me, Lindsay Lohan? I will be Live
Journal's Pro-anorexia Ambassador! What does this job entail?
Responding to the blog posts of the anorexics that worship me of
course!!!!
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Let's get started.
This first post comes from CryingLifeAway:
just sharing...
i haven't stopped crying.. for the past 3 hours..
I found a dress for my ugly body for my cousin's confirmation
and all bran bars are the best..
I cut one up and that's the only thing i eat all day.. .
130 calories... that's it.. loves it..
my eldest cousin asked me to be a bridesmaid at the wedding.. FAST!!! UNTIL NEXT YEAR..lol
WoW.
I'm really worried about this girl eating only 130 calories a day. This
is DANGEROUSLY LOW. When I was at my skinniest I was eating no less
than 500 calories a day, and I lost weight just fine. Of course, there
were those days I'd splurge and swallow some man-juic.....ahhh. Well
that's not for this blog. All I'm saying is that you can eat a little
more. And when you have those days when you're feeling a little
bloated, nothing takes the fat off like a little nose candy.
Here's another from My Dull Ache:
Ok. Two things...
1. I've lost about 7 pounds in the span of a
week and a few days. (105 to 97) I don't see any change. None. Then I
had an epiphany at work. You loose muscle before you loose fat, am I
right? Yeah, high school bio, I know. So is that why I don't see any
change?
2. Give me ideas on what I should eat for dinner. I'm at a loss. I'm looking to keep it in the 300 calories or less range.
Thanks
You're
probably not seeing any changes in your body because you're delusional.
We get like this when we're rapidly losing weight. You look in the
mirror and you see a fat ugly duckling. Other people look at you and
see a skinny ugly duckling. Just like when you hear your voice in a
home video...it sounds weird! Well the same thing happens when we look
at ourselves.
One last one before I go out...from Srching4smthng.
Is there anyone here who is trying to get pregnant/is pregnant? I want
to start trying after I graduate in May. My goal is to be 105--still
healthy enough to get pregnant I think, I was just wondering how ED has
affected getting pregnant or staying pregnant...and if anyone was
pregnant...how did the pregnancy go? Thanks
OMG!
You want to have a baby! This IS SUCH A GREAT IDEA. 105 seems like a
pretty good weight to maintain a healthy baby. You def don't want to
get as big as Fatney Spears did when she was pregnant. Cottage Cheese
on the ass doesn't look so nice. Just a warning tho: Your ribs might
disappear when you get pregnant. Don't let this scare you into an
abortion though. Being from Hollywood, I know plenty of
tricks to make sure the bones that you've worked so hard on
getting everybody to see stay seen! You've heard of spray on tan,
right? Well you can spray ribs onto your body so it looks like you've
never gained a pound. There are lots of these places in The Bev
Hills...not sure about your podunk town....But to answer your question,
I've never been preggers so I'm really the wrong person to ask about
how ED effects a jesus fetus.
Okay, that's all for now, kids. See ya with a burger in your mouth...
L&L-LL
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on Tue: 17-04-07 08:26 PM CDT |
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