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Anna Nicole Baby DNA Test: The Results Are In!
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The DNA test results are in and at last the truth about Anna
Nicole Smith’s baby can be revealed.
She’s a Garbage Pail Kid.
That’s right, having neither a mother or a father, the baby is actually
a human-like organism spawned from the layer of grime festering at the bottom
of a long un-washed garbage can. She was
never Anna Nicole’s to begin with.
Child services are recommending that the baby be returned to
its natural habitat (a garbage pail) where it can learn to barf out of its eye
sockets.
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Doc Manhattan
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on Tue: 10-04-07 07:29 PM CDT |
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