A New Suck My Blog for a New Sucktacular Website

Hello, people! Welcome to the new Liquid Generation and welcome to the new Suck My Blog -- your one stop shop for all the blogalicious celebrity news, gossip, and general mayhem that we at Liquid Generation see floating around the internets.

In case this is your first time at Liquid Generation, and the first time you've ever read the Suck My Blog (how DARE you!!!)), I think some introductions are in order. I am Slippy Jenkins, Head Writer at Liquid Generation. I can't spell and my grammer sucks, but damn if I am not the biggest pop culture/celebrity/internet whore you ever did see. Helping out here is Roadblock and Doc Manhattan. They are a more refined breed of pop culture/celebrity/internet whore than I am, and they can spell. Wish us luck.

What can you expect to read at the Suck My Blog? In short, anything that we find interesting. Because what we think is interesting is what we believe the world should find interesting. This includes but is not limited to:

• Anything regarding celebrities and their awful sex tapes. Yes, including you Screech.
  
• Internet silliness (YouTubers, Lemon Cats, Goatse Tributes)
• Liquid Generation News (we like to talk about ourselves a lot)
• Uninformed and totally not researched thoughts on current events
  
  

What you shouldn't expect to find here:

• Porn (although we do love it)
  
• Breaking News (We just don't have the time)
• Gaming and Music News & Commentary ( Because we cover those in Music and Games)
  
  

Also, be sure to check out The Newsiverse, our interactive round up of all the week's news, hosted by Glixa. It's (not)seriously bringing a new dimension to the news! And in case you're wondering what happened to the Suck My News, it's gone. The Newsiverse is now your new daddy.

Love & Laxatives,

Slippy Jenkins :)