6 Slutty Things Angelina Did In Kindergarten

Many celebrities have made a careers out of their weird sexuality -- I can think of two big ones off the top of my head: Angelina Jolie and Madonna.  I believe a recent interview with Angelina might have pushed her past Madonna, way over the sexual oddness edge.  Apparently, Angelina's agressive sexual tendencies began in kindergarten:

"I was very sexual in kindergarten. I created a game where I would kiss the boys and give them cooties (children's fictional disease). Then we would make out and we would take our clothes off. I got in a lot of trouble!"

SLUT!  And if this is what she's willing to share, I wonder what other wild sexual stuff she did in kindergarden that she's not telling us about.  Probably... 

6. Wore "Baby Bondage" brand leather bikinis to school.

5. Carried the blood of her "lover" (Kyle, age 5) in a Polly Pocket keychain.

4. Had boys bend over the toy chest with colorful plastic ball gags in their mouths.

3. Got a tattoo of Big Bird riding Snuffleupagus -- hard!

2. Frequently played "House" (The Marque de Sade's house). 

1. Ate a girl out.