Jun 25, 2007

5 Sex Jokes About Megan Fox Being In The Transformers

Here is Megan Fox, one of the stars of the new Transformers movie, posing for Maxim:

And now, here are the 5 sex jokes:

1. I'd like to pound her Energon cube!

2. Those are two toys I wish I had as a kid.

3. Megan is "more than meets the eye," because there's a silk dress between my eyes and her vagina.

4. Like the new toys, Megan Fox also comes with an instruction booklet:

Step 1 - Insert your penis up her butt. 

Step 2 - Enjoy doing that.  

5. Why isn't there a Megan Fox Transformers toy?  Because she objected when they wanted her toy to transform into a c**-dumpster.

Posted by Roadblock under Celebrity Action on Mon: 25-06-07 04:50 PM CDT | 0 Comments | Permalink
 
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