1994 Called And They Want Their Trial of the Century Back

Hmm, the smell of 1994 is in the air again. Bronco fumes, Judge Ito's beard grooming products. It's all coming back.

O.J Simpson was arrested over the weekend on charges that he robbed a bunch of dudes who had his sports memorabilia. He's being held in Las Vegas without any bail.  I want to go on record right now and say that I fully support The Juice. What you're seeing here is a witch hunt.  So what if he pulls a few guns on a couple art dealers in Las Vegas? This is Las Vegas we're talking about. This sort of thing happens all the time and now, just because it's O.J and he might have killed a couple people back in the day, we want to persecute this guy for wanting to take back the stuff that he won anyway?

This is just injustice and we should all ban together and cry out against the prosecutors and police in Las Vegas.

On another note, check out these mugshots. The first one is from 1994.
 

He has that "I'm tired because I might have just killed a bitch" kind of look to him. His clothes say, "I'm dressed like a former sports star that has some money." 

This is his mugshot from the weekend. O.J has obviously gained  some weight, but his face is all confidence. He has that guilt-free look to him. Or perhaps it's the look that says, "They didn't get me the first time, and now they did. Maybe this is my penance and now I'm going to get into heaven. Kickass!"