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SANJAYA'S MOTHER LOVES TO SMOKE THE WEED; STILL HAS HOT SISTER
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[This is a blog post by American Idol drunk Paula Abdul. If you want to read more of her drunken ramblings, please go to her blog!]
OMFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG@!@!@#@!!!!!
I cannot believe the news that just dropped today. SANJAYA'S MOTHER IS A MARIJUANA DEALER!!!!!
Sanjaya's Mom & Boobs
YES, you heard that right: SANJAYA'S MOTHER SMOKES AND SELLS WEED OUT OF HER HOUSE!!!
Was the mom of Sanjaya Malakar popped for growing marijuana? According to American weekly magazine 'The National Enquirer' they have unearthed legal records that show that Sanjaya Malakar's mom was indeed popped for pot. The magazine will report in this week's issue that Malakar's American-born mother, Jillian Blyth, was busted in Pierce County, Wash., in February 2005 after neighbors reported smelling marijuana and noticed a large vent on the garage roof, according to court records obtained exclusively by The Enquirer, this week's issue details.
According to the report - cops discovered 310 marijuana plants, growing lights -- and Sanjaya's then 17-year-old sister Shyamali. Next, the busty Shyamali told officers that her mom was at another location in nearby Federal Way, Washington, and when the cops got there, they found a second marijuana-growing operation!
I can't believe this. I mean, Sanjaya's voice is as smooth as silk...HOW COULD HIS MOTHER PUT HIS BEAUTIFUL VOICE BOX IN SO MUCH DANGER!!!!
People don't realize that drugs are bad and can do serious damage to your body if you do too much. That's why I stick to LEGAL DRUGS. Pills are not bad because they are PRESCRIBED BY DOCTORS. If a doctor gives it too you it isn't bad.
But weed? Marijuana? You might as well put a gun to you head and pull the trigger because that's what you're doing. That's what illegal drugs do. They kill you.
The truth is, if you really want to do drugs see a Psychologist, or just push yourself down the stairs. If you see a Psychologist they can give you stuff like Xanax, Zoloft, Viagra, and awesome drugs like that. Let's say you break your neck and go to a real doctor. There they'll give you things like MORPHINE, OXYCONTIN and other opiates that will surely get YOU F***ED UP!!!!!!
I just hope Sangina isn't a drug abuser himself. There are not many people like me that can do drugs and stay normal. It takes talent and years of practice.
Let's hope his mom is weed-free, too. SANJAYA DOESN'T NEED ANY MORE BAD INFLUENCES IN HIS LIFE!!!
Sanjaya's Boobie Sister
xoxoxoxox
PAULA ABDUL
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