OMG!?! Did You See Kellie Pickler's Boobies!??!

[Editor's Note: Here's another post by Paula Abdul who joined our family of celebrity bloggers! Welcome Paula to Liquid Generation! During the next few months she's going to be giving us her thoughts on American Idol, love, and her love of prescription medication. You can read her entire blog right here].

HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Pauala here and wheewwwwww....this week was a doozy. We had one girl who couldn't keep her clothes on and basically showed the worldd that she's the biggest ho in the world, and then last night, OMG -- KELLY PICKLER SHOWED US HER BIG BAD FLOPPING BALDY BOOBIES!!!

Can I just say that I LOVE HER! SHE IS THE MOST ADORABLE PERSON IN THE WHOLE WORLD! Not only is she a damn fine singer --- she had the MOST NICEST BOOBS IN THE WHOLE WORLD! And yes friends --- THEY ARE NEW AND THEY ARE FAKE AND THEY ARE FANTASTIC!!! I think this should be a lession to American Idol contestants -- BOOBS WILL GET YOU FAR IN AMERICAN IDOL! Kelly didn't even come close to winner last year, yet HERE SHE IS WITH HER BIG FAKE BOOBIES AND SHE'S WONDERFUL!!!

Same goes with Antonella Barba! Her voice isn't the best in the world (ALTHOUGH IT IS WONDERFUL!) yet America decided to put her threw last night because she is hot! Hot girls always get the vote! And even though the uglier contestants like that neck-less Melinda Doolittle can sing, they will probably never get that far in the competition because they are not that attractive!!! Fantasia was an exception because she had a nice bootie and i bet she totally puts out (she3 has a kid after all) BUT I LOVE THEM ALL!!!!!! EVERY AMERICAN IDOL CONTESTANT IS WONDERFUL!!!!!

I just want to give my shout outs to all the contestants who didn't make it this week! Nicholas, AJ, Alaina, and Leslie -- YOU ARE ALL AMAZING SINGERS WHO SHOULD DEF COME BACK NEXT YEAR! AND Leslie, you jazz scatting is AMAZING! I don't care that people say you look like a porkchop or your scatting sounds like you're trying to exorcizer the devil out of a chicken -- YOU ARE AMAZING! ALL OF YOU!

WELL THAT'S ANOTHER WEEK!!!!!!!!

Soon we'll have our American Idol -- and can feel it because it's a wonderful, lovely feeling!!!!! I'm going to CABO CANTINA TONIGHT IN HOLLYWOOD IF ANYONE WANTS TO JOIN ME!!! THERE'S A MARGITA SPECIAL FROM 4-8 BUT I WONT BE DRINKING! I'LL ONLY TAKE A SIP I THINK AS I SCARF DOWN SOME BURRITOS!!!! I LOVE MEXICAN FOOOOOOODDDD!!!

<3 PAULA <3