John Mayer Gets Married (?)

[To read more from John Mayer, check out his own blog.  He's also happy to answer any questions you might have for him.]

The rumor mills are churning about a wedding between myself and a certain well-known pop princess (of course, I'm talking about JoJo*).

Deep breaths...

Some of my commenters (hey, guys) made the point that I shouldn't give these rumor-mongers much credence. That's good advice. The more weight I give the rumors, the more they will snowball out of control. So I'll just ignore those assholes and move on. Thank you, everyone.

Side Topic

Here's a random question for the ladies: let's say you were really wealthy and had everything in the whole world you could possibly want. If a really cool guy proposed to you, would you want him to buy you a big fancy ring, even though it probably wouldn't impress you at all, or would a cheap, but meaningful, ring be the right choice? Say you once went to a miniature golf course together, and you won her a plastic ring playing skee-ball -- would that be okay? To steal that ring from the "Memory Vault" in her closet and give it to her? Remember, this girl is very rich and has lots of fancy jewelry already.

Answer honestly. Thanks.

-JM

*Not really, but watch Perez Hilton shove that into his lie-blog this week.