[Please welcome Paula Abdul back to Liquid Generation for another week of her thoughts and ramblings on American Idol, Life, and whatever else she wants to talk about. If you'd like to read her blog in it's entirety, you may do so by going here. ]
HELLO! HELLO! HELLO!
How is everybody doing in bloggerland? I LOVE YOU! I absolutely adore being part of the AMERICAN IDOL BLOGGING COMMUNITY! There are so many of you out here that care so much about the show that I just want you to know that I'm here and that I love you AND THAT I WANT TO TALK TO YOU!!!!
In just a couple hours we go live on the air and choose the FINAL 12!?!?! Can you believe we're here already? It's just crazy. It's amazing. I cannot believe the talent we have here this season. IT IS TALENT IN ALL CAPS!!!!
Now some of been saying that tthis is the worst season in American Idol History. I think that's disagreeable. While some of the guys you might make an argument for cannot sing, they are pretty cute. And doesn't that matter to? We like to say that American Idol is a singing competition, but let's not kid ourselves here....IMAGE IS EVERYTHING!!!! AND I LOVE IMAGE AND I LOVE OUR AMERICAN IDOLS THIS YEAR!!!!
YEAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Cuteness goes a long way. A LONG WAY. Remeber that guy I allegedly had an affair with a few seasons ago? Well, he was allegedly cute and I would totally allegedly bang him, even IF HE COULDN'T SING. But this is a competition, and I don't discriminate!!!!!!!Q!!!!!!!!
ANYWHOOOOOOOO.
WHO IS GOING TO BE KICKED OFF TONIGHT?!?!
Ms. WhorePants Antonella Barbra!?! Yes!
Ms. Haley I'm So Boring Somebody Please Stab My Eyes Scarnato! Yes!!!
Mr. Chubby Cakes Cutie McGee? No!?!
Mrs. Sanjaya Michael Jackson?! Yes! Please Yes!!!
Well, those are my pics.
If I had it my way EVERY SINGLE CONTESTANT WOULD BE AN AMERICAN IDOL AND THEN WE CAN ALL LIVE ON A GIANT CLOUD AND HUG EACH OTHER TILL GOD SHINES HIS AWESOME LIGHT ON ALL OF US!!!! YEAH FOR GOODNESS AND LIGHT!!!!!!!
WOOps....they've come to take me to the set. See you in a few.... Paula!