BREAKING NEWS! EMO CAN BE DEADLY!

A local news channel in Devil's Lake - Grand Forks, America reports what many of us have been afraid of for a long time now: EMO Kills.  It's true. It has to be if it's on the news, right?  Thank you Tammie Osborne and Milo Smith.  If only there were more "newscasters" like you, perhaps together we could rid the world of what is quickly becoming an EMO epidemic.

And if the "cutting," "tight clothes" and "and hair that covers one eye...so that you only see the world in half view" doesn't kill you, than prolonged exposure to this most certainly will: