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Carrot Top has a Ginger Coin Purse

By: Helga Mohammed el-Salami
Sep 27 2007

Carrot Top is the physical specimen of de-evolution. Seriously? His shoulder muscles are like L brackets! He is like a walking Chuckie doll.


 
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Carrot Top has a Ginger Coin Purse

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 27 2007

Carrot Top is the physical specimen of de-evolution. Seriously? His shoulder muscles are like L brackets! He is like a walking Chuckie doll.




 
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A Somewhat Okay Caricature

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 5 2009

And by "somewhat okay" we mean AWESOME.




 
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Brook Hogan Has A Wide Fat Stance

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 16 2009

Meat legs. She has them.




 
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This Car Has Balls

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 12 2009

Literally. It has balls.




 
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Fat Kid Dance A Thon

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 5 2004

Help the Fat Kid dance like he's gonna have a heart attack.




 
 
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Jessica Simpson Has Back Fat

By: LG Staff
Date: May 9 2007

Jessica Simpson's gained weight recently, and it's really started to show. All the spray-on tanner in the world can't hide these rolls!!




 
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Does This Spacesuit Make Me Look Fat

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 29 2007

The answer: yes.




 
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This Kid Can Bust A Move

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 28 2009

When Michael Jackson died, his soul went into this small child. The kid is now a very talented...but hopefully headed down a different path. Say No to Propofol!!!!




 
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Ginger vs Marry Ann

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 14 2006

Watch two of the world's hottest stranded hotties fight on a island -- Gilligan's Island!@




 
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Fat Kid In a Skate Bowl

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 19 2009

Ugh. We identify too much with this. Too much. We are crying right now. Crying. We hope you, too, can feel his pain if you're not fat. Today, we're all fat kids.




 
 
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I has a Quesjun

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 28 2007

And the answer is yes. You can has cheezburger.




 
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Lily Allen Not A Fat Slob Anymore

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 3 2009

Alert! Alert! Lily Allen is not exactly a fat slob anymore! She just might be bangable again! Alert! Alert!




 
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Podge has a schedule

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 19 2007

This English cat waits every morning for his owner to pick him up nearly a mile from the house. No one knows where he goes or why, but every morning he is waiting at the exact same place at 8 am.




 
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Britney Has A Stroke

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 17 2008

Or at least that is what the Associated Press is hoping, guys already wrote up her obituary.




 
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I Has a Bunny

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 11 2007

Now who halps me drag to fud bowl?




 
 
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Santa has a Whore

By: LG Staff
Date: Dec 10 2007

Santa knows when you are good or bad and he likes the later most. In fact, tie yourself up and put these cuffs on, Santa Claus is coming to town.




 
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Mariah Careys a Fat Snowbunny

By: LG Staff
Date: Dec 19 2006

Isn't Mariah just darling in her wooly mammoth outfit??




 
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This is NOT a vagina

By: LG Staff
Date: Dec 7 2007

This is actually art created from colored pencils, but we wanted to make sure the virgins didn't get excited.




 
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This train is a pervert

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 24 2009

We never thought we'd see anything more perverted than a Japanese businessman, but here we are!




 
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Britney Spears Has A DeLorean

By: LG Staff
Date: Apr 2 2008

Britney's secret to weight loss is apparently time travel which raises the very real possibility of an alternate 2003 being created where she never meets K-Fed.




 
 
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Kevin Federline Is A Little Fat These Days

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 7 2009

He's looking as fat as former-fat-Britney everyday!




 
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Fat Boy on a Vibrating Bed

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 16 2006

Get ready ladies, you're about to see the hottest man in the universe. Just be sure to have a barf bag next to you.




 
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KFC Has a Rat Problem

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 23 2007

This KFC/Taco Bell in Manhattan was closed because it was SWARMING with rats. Groady!




 
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Leighton Meester Has A Sex Tape

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 19 2009

If you're wondering who Leighton Meester is, this is her. TMZ is reporting she has a sex tape that's being shopped around Hollywood. And it involves her feet. Sexy!




 
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Coco Has a Fake Butt

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 6 2007

Ice T must have sex with plastic "love" dolls, because that is apparently his type. This is not even realistic, Photoshop much?