Great 'Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da' cover to start off the week.
A man went to this week's monday night football game with some foam, a tongue, and a plan. Well played.
School is back in session and you’re already wasting time on the internet. You never seemed like college material anyway.
AP: Curtis Allgier stole a gun from a corrections officer and shot him to death Monday, when the prisoner was at a doctor's appointment in the University of Utah medical center. He was later captured at an Arby's.
Part of us is jealous and we wish this would happen to our foot. It would be a great way to spend the afternoon.
This poor girl can't stop sneezing. Luckily the internet is here to make light of the horrible situation.
We're still dying over how hilarious this clip is! Here's all you need to know: Host Erik Hartman is conducting interviews with victims of medical malpractice. He did not have time for the pre-interview he usually conducts. The male guest went in for routine surgery and came out without his balls. Oh, and Hartman was fired shortly after this interview.
Your severe lack of boobage require immediate medical attention. We recommend 15 CC’s of boobs. STAT!
It's called elected amputation and it involves people performing their own medical procedures at home.
These emergency calls are hilarious! Except that now I've bled to death. Oh, can your taco save you now?
Four girls posed for a hot MySpace booty shot. Look closely and you'll see the girl who will shoot them tomorrow after study hall.
Happy Paris was greeted by the press and her family outside Lynwood Correction Facility at her releasal Monday night.
If any of your friends are hard of hearing, or just want to take a hearing test, this is the perfect test.
Find out if you're at risk of high stress with this online assessment designed by the Pan-American Institute of the Nervous.
Thank God there is a team of "University Medical Doctors" researching how to add 3/4 of an inch to your bust size.