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Is Jessica Simpson Fat or Pregnant

By: Helga Mohammed el-Salami
Sep 10 2008

It looks like Jessica Simpson might have gained some weight now that nobody really cares about her anymore. Unless she's just pregnant, which will make us care about her even less.


 
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Is Jessica Simpson Fat or Pregnant

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 10 2008

It looks like Jessica Simpson might have gained some weight now that nobody really cares about her anymore. Unless she's just pregnant, which will make us care about her even less.




 
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Adam Lambert Might Wear Makeup

By: LG Staff
Date: May 27 2009

Adam Lambert uses more coverup than every tranny on the earth combined.




 
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Old Jessica Simpson

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 1 2005

This is why Nick Lachey kicked Jessica Simpson to the curb. It's better to cut your losses when you're ahead. Or a dick.




 
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Heather Graham Doesnt Wear A Bra

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 10 2009

Because she's awesome, Heather Graham didn't wear a bra to the UK Hangover premiere. For this we believe she is the greatest actress of our generation.




 
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Jessica Simpson Hates Dallas

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 30 2008

Most of Texas blames Jessica Simpson for the Cowboys demise and wearing their hat before the Super Bowl is salt in the wounds.




 
 
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Jessica Simpson Still Has Them

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 9 2009

It's good to know that even though she's been out of the limelight, Jessica Simpson still has her boobs. That just lets us know the world doing alright.




 
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Jessica Simpson is Retarded

By: LG Staff
Date: May 25 2007

DER!!! DER DER DERRRRRRR! Jessica annoying to ride next to on the short bus.




 
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Jessica Simpson Whores Out

By: LG Staff
Date: May 18 2007

Miss Jessica was seen partying like a single gal (John Mayer dumped her!) at PURE nightclub in Vegas recently. When's she selling a blow-up doll of herself?




 
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Sexy Santa Jessica Simpson

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 5 2007

Jess just loves her too-tight outfits. We ain't your gynecologist, Jessica!




 
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Jessica Simpson is Fugly

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 7 2007

Jessica recently changed her hair to a dark brunette, and started acting like the dye was melting her brain!




 
 
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Jessica Simpson Stays Afloat

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 14 2008

Jessica is as happy about her boobs as you are.




 
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Jessica Simpson Nip Slip

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 18 2007

It's called boob tape, Jessica. Look into it.




 
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Jessica Simpson Eats Meat

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 16 2008

Obviously this is a thinly veiled blow job joke, the question is does Jessica realize that?




 
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Jessica Simpson Garbage Fail Kids

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 23 2009

Check out the new Jessica Simpson Garbage Fail Kid. Collect all the new Garbage Fail Kids and post them on your blog! Come back for more week after week!




 
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Jessica Simpson at the Grammys

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 12 2007

Jessica was looking pretty foxy at the 2007 Grammys yesterday, even despite her weird brunette hair.




 
 
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Jessica Simpson Gives Good Mic

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 13 2008

Lucky microphone.




 
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Jessica Simpson Is A Muppet

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 11 2007

Jessica Simpson looks like a dumb Muppet from Fraggle Rock. All she is missing is a dunce cap and a catchy song about dyslexia.




 
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Jessica Simpson Has Back Fat

By: LG Staff
Date: May 9 2007

Jessica Simpson's gained weight recently, and it's really started to show. All the spray-on tanner in the world can't hide these rolls!!




 
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Jessica Simpson Has Face Whiskers

By: LG Staff
Date: Apr 9 2008

And that's not even why John Mayer dumped it her, it gets worse apparently.




 
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Are You As Dumb As Jessica Simpson

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 18 2003

If you don’t know how adorably stupid Jessica is, then you might want to check this out.




 
 
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Jessica Simpson Might Have Gained Some Weight

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 26 2009

It seems like all the weight just goes to her boobs. And her face. And arms. Ass. Legs. Stomach. Jesus H. Christ, this girl's a hot mess.




 
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Jessica Simpson Looks Awkward in Pants

By: LG Staff
Date: Apr 24 2007

Everything is wrong with this picture. Just take your pants off, Jess!




 
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Jessica Simpsons Bouncing Boobs

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 1 2005

Here is proof that Jessica Simpson has some of the bounciest boobs in Hollywood.




 
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What Simpson Are You

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 7 2008

What Simpson are you? O.J Simpson? Ashlee Simpson? Homer Simpson? Lisa Simpson? Find out now!




 
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Jessica Simpsons CamelToe

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 29 2006

Some perv at a Jessica Simpson concert decided to just film her mooseknuckle. Now we reap the benefits.