Forget pads and tampons, you need to try the new iPad from Apple.
Her name is Jennifer Ellison and I guess she's a big deal in England, probably because she has big boobs.
Tonight, as you're lying in bed thinking of Michael Jackson, don't be alarmed if this baby doll is walking across your ceiling.
Megan "Angelina Jolie" Fox is looking at you like she wants to rape you. Or so you want to believe.
BlendTec is back with their crazy blender! This time they're putting the iPad in it. Sadly, they're not putting in this stupid scientist dude.
This guy is sick of being asked to vote on bills without given time to read them and I don't blame him! Nice to know someone in congress is passionate about trying to keep things fair. What I don't understand is why no one around him seems to have any sort of reaction! Are they all on quaaludes???
Come one, come all, to the bedroom big top! Your sex life can seem like a circus sideshow sometimes. The question is: Are you a center-ring attraction beneath the sheet or are you the kind of freak that gets stuck outside the tent and pelted with tomatoes?
Kathy Griffin has a new boyfriend and common logic would suggest he is a bridge troll or gay. Actually he created the Apple and loves his Datsun.
OK, ok , we had to include one more cuz it's just too good not to: the dance, the gratuitous pelvic thrust close ups, the eerie little girl chanting voice... We're just waiting for some feminist punk band to sample it.
...the blood out of you!!! Watch out for her teeth...and her boyfriend from Sum 41. That dude will slap you if you mess with Avril!
An updated version of an old classic, but it still makes us giggle. A little reminiscent of Slum Dog Millionaire. If we were just swindled out of a million bucks, we would not be as calm as that guy.