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Helga Mohammed

Apple iPad for the Ladies

By: Helga Mohammed el-Salami
Nov 21 2006

Forget pads and tampons, you need to try the new iPad from Apple.


 
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Apple iPad for the Ladies

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 21 2006

Forget pads and tampons, you need to try the new iPad from Apple.




 

Her name is Jennifer Ellison and I guess she's a big deal in England, probably because she has big boobs.




 
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The New iPad

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 28 2010

Introducing something better than the iPhone, here is the new iPad!




 
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Michael Jackson Baby Will Freak You Out

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 7 2009

Tonight, as you're lying in bed thinking of Michael Jackson, don't be alarmed if this baby doll is walking across your ceiling.




 
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Will You Go To Prom With Me

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 1 2005

We will not go to prom with this girl until she shoots herself in the head.




 
 
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Girl with Freak Tongue

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 13 2007

You will be mesmerized by Tongue-Girl Freak! Brought to you by IraqTube (for some reason).




 
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Megan Fox Wants To Lick You

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 16 2008

Megan "Angelina Jolie" Fox is looking at you like she wants to rape you. Or so you want to believe.




 
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Will The iPad Blend

By: LG Staff
Date: Apr 5 2010

BlendTec is back with their crazy blender! This time they're putting the iPad in it. Sadly, they're not putting in this stupid scientist dude.




 
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Representative Mike Boss Freak Out

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 1 2012

This guy is sick of being asked to vote on bills without given time to read them and I don't blame him! Nice to know someone in congress is passionate about trying to keep things fair. What I don't understand is why no one around him seems to have any sort of reaction! Are they all on quaaludes???




 
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Audrina Wants To Give You A Massage

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 23 2009

Just kidding, fatso, she wants to give this guy a massage.




 
 
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Versatility of iPad

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 19 2011

The iPad really can do anything.




 
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Tila Tequila Wants To Show You Something

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 3 2009

We like the fact that some girls are just known for having slutty big boobs.




 
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Hayden Panettiere Wants To Call You Later

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 7 2008

From the "oops nobody was suppose to see these photos" files.




 
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Who Wants To Be Popular

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 29 2002

This is probably the most idiotic game we've ever produced. Sorry.




 
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Obama Wants To Show You Something

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 4 2009

Now shut up.




 
 
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Amanda Bynes Wants To Show You Something

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 14 2008

Well, at least she's wearing underwear.




 
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Kourtney Kardashian Wants To Show You Something

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 23 2008

Don't Z-list celebrities ever get tired of showing us their panties?




 
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Are You A Freak In Bed

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 5 2009

Come one, come all, to the bedroom big top! Your sex life can seem like a circus sideshow sometimes. The question is: Are you a center-ring attraction beneath the sheet or are you the kind of freak that gets stuck outside the tent and pelted with tomatoes?




 
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70s Datsun Ad with Apple Inventor

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 20 2007

Kathy Griffin has a new boyfriend and common logic would suggest he is a bridge troll or gay. Actually he created the Apple and loves his Datsun.




 
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The Climax Scene Really Got to Me

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 15 2012

OK, ok , we had to include one more cuz it's just too good not to: the dance, the gratuitous pelvic thrust close ups, the eerie little girl chanting voice... We're just waiting for some feminist punk band to sample it.




 
 

Naming games is fun! I think I’ll call this one Larry, and this one Dave! Fantastico!




 
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Baby Wants Out

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 5 2011

That's gotta be fake, right?!!??!




 

Hayden, if there is anything you need done just tell us. We'll do anything for you, Meatloaf-style.




 
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Avril Lavigne Wants to Suck

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 27 2009

...the blood out of you!!! Watch out for her teeth...and her boyfriend from Sum 41. That dude will slap you if you mess with Avril!




 

An updated version of an old classic, but it still makes us giggle. A little reminiscent of Slum Dog Millionaire. If we were just swindled out of a million bucks, we would not be as calm as that guy.