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Helga Mohammed

Attempted Rape Report Remix

By: Helga Mohammed el-Salami
Aug 9 2010

Antoine Dodson is my new hero...thanks to Auto-Tune!!!


 
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Attempted Rape Report Remix

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 9 2010

Antoine Dodson is my new hero...thanks to Auto-Tune!!!




 
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Bro Rape

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 13 2006

For every suburban house party, four bros will be raped, and only one in seven bros will tell their boys what happened the next day.




 
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Serena Branson Auto Tune Remix

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 15 2011

It was inevitable.




 
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Dildo News Report

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 15 2006

This simple robbery report gets spiced up when a rubbery appendage comes out the door!




 
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Duke Lacrosse Rape Joke

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 23 2006

CNN's Nancy Grace makes herself look like a total asshat when she jokes about the Duke Lacrosse Rape Scandal. You must see this.




 
 
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Wilford Brimley Remix

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 1 2007

This is another genius remix of "The Beetis"! You'll fall in love with diabetes, just like us!




 
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Chris Crocker Dance Remix

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 4 2007

This is exactly what you need to get over the Chris Crocker hysteria, a well-made dance remix video.




 
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Report For Duty

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 5 2007

Attention, Soldier! It's time for you to Report for Duty! Get in your jeep, pick up your men, and move out!




 
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Turtle Makes Rape Look Adorable

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 10 2009

It's not a crime if he's just raping a shoe. Shoes don't have feelings, unless they're Buster Browns.




 
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Dolce Gabbanas Gang Rape Ad

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 12 2007

This ad got pulled because people thought it too closely represent high-fashion gang-rape. Which, of course, is the best kind.




 
 
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School of Rock Remix

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 2 2006

Jack Black goes The Shining on our ass in this remix of School of Rock.




 
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Nintendo News Report

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 25 2008

Nothing about this news report is suppose to be hilarious. Well, maybe the Bill O'Reilly part, BUT CAN YOU JUST BELIEVE HOW EXCITED WE WERE ABOUT MARIO!?!!




 
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El Papazao Douche Bag Remix

By: LG Staff
Date: May 12 2006

Kevin Federline will never stop amazing us with his douche-y-ness.




 
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Akon Fake Rape Girl Just a Slut

By: LG Staff
Date: May 11 2007

The *apparently* 15-year-old girl who was fake-raped on stage in Trinidad by rapper Akon has a MySpace page! She claims she's 19 and has slutty photos of herself in the shower. If you ask me, she was asking to be fake-raped.




 
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Jay Z Obama 99 Problems Remix

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 1 2012

We're suckers for these remixes/ mashups. This one's pretty epic. *Originally uploaded to YouTube by Diran Lyons




 
 
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Haiti Weather Report

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 27 2008

Thanks Arthur.




 
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Scooter Ride Remix

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 8 2011

The music makes it perfect.




 
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We Are The Champions Rainbow Remix

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 25 2002

Here is a really, really gay version of Queen’s We Are The Champions.




 
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LG Special Report A Truce with Hollywood

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 4 2006

This week Philip Norris and LiquidGeneration announce that they are calling a truce with Hollywood. Who do we want to make nice with? Who do we want to continue to bash? Tune in!




 
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Zombies Scare News Anchors

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 22 2009

They can report death totals from war and brutal rape homicides with a straight face but zombies are more than a news anchor can handle.




 
 

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.




 

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.




 
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Jewish Wedding Dance

By: LG Staff
Date: Dec 20 2011

The remix.




 
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Setting Pants on Fire Fail

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 10 2011

The remix.




 
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Nobody Cannot Cross It

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 30 2011

The remix.