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Ashlee Simpson Preps For Divorce

By: Helga Mohammed el-Salami
Apr 11 2008

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz got engaged! Now that they got that out of the way... time for the divorce!


 
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Ashlee Simpson Preps For Divorce

By: LG Staff
Date: Apr 11 2008

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz got engaged! Now that they got that out of the way... time for the divorce!




 
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Ashlee Simpson Is A Drunk

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 4 2005

See Ashlee Simpson act like a drunken retard. Sadly, she doesn’t do a hoedown in this video.




 
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Ashlee Simpson Inherited Boobs

By: LG Staff
Date: May 7 2008

Finally she remembered she's Jessica's sister and that boobs are the family's trademark.




 
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The Ashlee Simpson Lip Syncing Hoe Down

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 29 2004

Ashlee Simpson's motto: "When you can't sing, hoe dance."




 
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Ashlee Simpson Nipple Slip

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 5 2007

You can't lip-sync a nipple-slip, Ashlee!




 
 
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What Simpson Are You

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 7 2008

What Simpson are you? O.J Simpson? Ashlee Simpson? Homer Simpson? Lisa Simpson? Find out now!




 
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Suck My News Weekly Ashlee Simpson Sucks Ass

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 29 2004

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.




 

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.




 

She's passed Angelina Jolie and that Transformers chick as our obvious tattooed love interest.




 
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Ashlees Big Baby Boobs

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 11 2008

Ashlee Simpson's pregnancy has created what will be an epic "Boob-off" between Ashlee and Jessica, Master of Incest, Joe Simpson, of course will be the referee.




 
 
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Whoose Boobs Week 128 Simpson Boobs

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 30 2004

Whoose Boobs is the internet’s #1 celebrity boob game. We show you three boobs and you have to tell us who they belong to.




 
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Gary Coleman on Divorce Court

By: LG Staff
Date: May 2 2008

Gary Coleman has physical difficulties with sex, who would've guessed that?




 
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Britney Visits Her Divorce Lawyer

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 21 2007

Amy Pohler as Britney Spears on SNL. I'm way ups into shorty tigers, y'all!




 
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I want a divorce

By: LG Staff
Date: Dec 20 2007

On second thought… I changed my mind, tattoo faced husband.




 
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Jessica Simpson Hates Dallas

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 30 2008

Most of Texas blames Jessica Simpson for the Cowboys demise and wearing their hat before the Super Bowl is salt in the wounds.




 
 
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Twilight For Guys

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 14 2010

This twilight is better than the original.




 
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Old Jessica Simpson

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 1 2005

This is why Nick Lachey kicked Jessica Simpson to the curb. It's better to cut your losses when you're ahead. Or a dick.




 
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Jessica Simpson Garbage Fail Kids

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 23 2009

Check out the new Jessica Simpson Garbage Fail Kid. Collect all the new Garbage Fail Kids and post them on your blog! Come back for more week after week!




 
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Bart Simpson Promotes Scientology

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 28 2009

The voice of Bart Simpson, Nancy Cartwright, is robo-calling people and telling them about the great wonders of Scientology.




 
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OJ Simpson vs His Glove

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 5 2008

OJ Simpson is in trouble again and he needs some legal advice. Who to help, but the man who saved his life – his killer black glove!




 
 
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Pete Wentz Married his Sister

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 10 2008

To say Pete's sister does not look like Ashlee would be like saying Pete Wentz is not a douchebag.




 
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Jessica Simpson Still Has Them

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 9 2009

It's good to know that even though she's been out of the limelight, Jessica Simpson still has her boobs. That just lets us know the world doing alright.




 
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Jessica Simpson Whores Out

By: LG Staff
Date: May 18 2007

Miss Jessica was seen partying like a single gal (John Mayer dumped her!) at PURE nightclub in Vegas recently. When's she selling a blow-up doll of herself?




 
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Jessica Simpson is Retarded

By: LG Staff
Date: May 25 2007

DER!!! DER DER DERRRRRRR! Jessica annoying to ride next to on the short bus.




 
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Accidental Lip Sync

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 25 2008

Milli Vanilli and Ashlee Simpson welcome you to the club, unknown foreign band.