If we saw this sign posted in our gym we'd immediately vomit all over the Stair Master.
Here's the gorilla-Phil Collins-Cadbury chocolate mash-up you've been waiting for. What you weren't expecting this? Well the Internet says you're welcome anyways.
OK, ok , we had to include one more cuz it's just too good not to: the dance, the gratuitous pelvic thrust close ups, the eerie little girl chanting voice... We're just waiting for some feminist punk band to sample it.
There's a scientific reason for launching a tennis ball at a man's groin, that reason is because it's hillarious.
Clearly the creators of Futurama went back to 1967, took acid with Pierre Henry, and had him pen the Futurama theme.
This kid takes a skateboard right between the 1 and the 2. The crazy thing is he gets up and runs a wind sprint after. That won't make em feel better son...
What can we say, it's pretty much always funny seeing someone get hit in the face by their own doing...