This week Philip Norris reports on Paris Hilton's brother, Gary Coleman and the writer's strike.
I don't know what's grosser, that they're cutting her open in front of my eyes, or that she keeps demanding her baby like a junkie demanding heroin. Creepy.
"Illegal Aliens" is as big of a B-movie as you can get. And Chyna Doll's performance is worthy of a John Waters film!
The Enquirer is claiming the results of Anna Nicole Smith's autopsy were faked and underestimated! Scandal!
So apparently women are into baby flesh. Dad can only get Mom's attention if he shaves his face to resemble a baby's ass.
Anna Nicole Smith died in a south Florida hotel, after collapsing in her room at the Hard Rock Hotel in Hollywood, FL. Rest in peace, Crazy Lady.
Our favorite Japanese leather daddy, Hard Gay, is here to make sure the kids are appreciating their daddies on Father's Day!
There's some strong evidence that Stewie may be gay. He may also a virgin until Fran, but these clips suggest Fran might not be his type.
An ex-Hollywood publicist leaked out news that Jake Gyllenhaal is gay and has been with a boyfriend for years. Wait, the guy from Brokeback Mountain? You lie!
Yet another stupid rumor about Britney Spears. Is she gay? Or is it that she just likes getting naked and sucking face with just about everyone?
This week Bush will address the nation, Google loves the communists, Joaquin Phoenix almost dies, Chris Penn does die, and Clay Aiken is gay.
Here's Ryan Seacrest shopping with a male "friend." Hollywood grocery stores always make people look so gay!
Obama might be gay...at least according to the Globe, who we believe almost 100% of the time when we're really drunk.
Exclusive video footage, taken by Howard K. Stern, shows Anna Nicole is creepy clown make-up, and an even creepier sense of being out of her freakin' gourd.
This commercial simultaneously tells you everything you need to know about both England and mayonaise.
Maury ain't seen nothin' like this before! Watch as these people lose their minds after finding out who the baby daddy is.
This week Kanye West discusses his homophobia, Wal-Mart hires illegals, 50 Cent teaches us how to read, and Michael Jackson uses the women’s bathroom.
This Real Housewife of Atlanta Super MILF is so about gay rights she's showing her boobs. Which makes sense! Boobs = GAY IS AWESOME, or something.
Baby-daddy Larry Birkhead has a tattoo of Anna Nicole on his lower back, just in case we weren't sure which side of the trailer park he's from. (It's the trashy side.)
These images of Mrs. Smith where released today accompanying claims she was nearly dead, covered in her own vomit, when they were taken.
Lance is out, Al Qaida wants war, and the Tour De France is a crack house. Philip Norris is on the scene – unless he gets hit by the Girls Gone Wild bus.