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Anna Nicoles Baby Daddy Is Gay

By: Helga Mohammed el-Salami
Feb 13 2008

This week Philip Norris reports on Paris Hilton's brother, Gary Coleman and the writer's strike.


 
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Anna Nicoles Baby Daddy Is Gay

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 13 2008

This week Philip Norris reports on Paris Hilton's brother, Gary Coleman and the writer's strike.




 
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Anna Nicoles Autopsy Results

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 26 2007

Yep, she had a lotta drugs in her. Surprise, surprise.




 
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Anna Nicoles C Section

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 7 2006

I don't know what's grosser, that they're cutting her open in front of my eyes, or that she keeps demanding her baby like a junkie demanding heroin. Creepy.




 
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Anna Nicoles Funeral

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 2 2007

Dude I'm totally having a pink Afghan on my casket when I die!




 
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Anna Nicoles Final Movie

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 13 2007

"Illegal Aliens" is as big of a B-movie as you can get. And Chyna Doll's performance is worthy of a John Waters film!




 
 
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Anna Nicoles Autopsy Results FAKED

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 9 2007

The Enquirer is claiming the results of Anna Nicole Smith's autopsy were faked and underestimated! Scandal!




 
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Baby Hates Daddy

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 14 2007

So apparently women are into baby flesh. Dad can only get Mom's attention if he shaves his face to resemble a baby's ass.




 
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ANNA NICOLE is DEAD

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 8 2007

Anna Nicole Smith died in a south Florida hotel, after collapsing in her room at the Hard Rock Hotel in Hollywood, FL. Rest in peace, Crazy Lady.




 
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Fathers Day with Hard Gay

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 19 2007

Our favorite Japanese leather daddy, Hard Gay, is here to make sure the kids are appreciating their daddies on Father's Day!




 
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10 Hints that Stewie is Gay

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 28 2009

There's some strong evidence that Stewie may be gay. He may also a virgin until Fran, but these clips suggest Fran might not be his type.




 
 
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Jake G is Gay

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 27 2007

An ex-Hollywood publicist leaked out news that Jake Gyllenhaal is gay and has been with a boyfriend for years. Wait, the guy from Brokeback Mountain? You lie!




 
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Spears is Gay

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 15 2007

Yet another stupid rumor about Britney Spears. Is she gay? Or is it that she just likes getting naked and sucking face with just about everyone?




 
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Mickey Rourke is a Leather Daddy

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 17 2008

If you don't have good dreams, Bagel, you got nightmares.




 
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Clay Is Not Gay

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 27 2006

This week Bush will address the nation, Google loves the communists, Joaquin Phoenix almost dies, Chris Penn does die, and Clay Aiken is gay.




 
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Seacrest is GAY

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 14 2007

Here's Ryan Seacrest shopping with a male "friend." Hollywood grocery stores always make people look so gay!




 
 
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Barack Obama Is Gay

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 25 2009

Obama might be gay...at least according to the Globe, who we believe almost 100% of the time when we're really drunk.




 
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Anna Nicole is a Sad Clown

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 20 2007

Exclusive video footage, taken by Howard K. Stern, shows Anna Nicole is creepy clown make-up, and an even creepier sense of being out of her freakin' gourd.




 
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Is Anna Nicole Still Dead

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 12 2007

Is Jack Cafferty an idiot? Wolf Blitzer says "yes."




 
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Mayonaise is Really Gay

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 24 2008

This commercial simultaneously tells you everything you need to know about both England and mayonaise.




 
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10 Best Paternity Reactions Ever

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 26 2009

Maury ain't seen nothin' like this before! Watch as these people lose their minds after finding out who the baby daddy is.




 
 
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Kanye West Is Gay

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 18 2005

This week Kanye West discusses his homophobia, Wal-Mart hires illegals, 50 Cent teaches us how to read, and Michael Jackson uses the women’s bathroom.




 
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Kim Zolciak Is Gay For Boobs

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 1 2009

This Real Housewife of Atlanta Super MILF is so about gay rights she's showing her boobs. Which makes sense! Boobs = GAY IS AWESOME, or something.




 
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Larry Birkheads Anna Tattoo

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 6 2007

Baby-daddy Larry Birkhead has a tattoo of Anna Nicole on his lower back, just in case we weren't sure which side of the trailer park he's from. (It's the trashy side.)




 
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Anna Nicole is Covered in Vomit

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 3 2007

These images of Mrs. Smith where released today accompanying claims she was nearly dead, covered in her own vomit, when they were taken.




 
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Lance Is Bass ically Gay

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 28 2006

Lance is out, Al Qaida wants war, and the Tour De France is a crack house. Philip Norris is on the scene – unless he gets hit by the Girls Gone Wild bus.