See the Olsen Twins, Ashlee Simpson, Martha Stewart and other celebrities get their shot at being the next American Idol.

Watch Brad and Jen sing about love, breaking up, and having sex just one last time. It’s a musical masterpiece.

The Spanish Fly loves to give advice. In this edition, the Spanish Fly talks about New Year's Resolutions.

Andy & Kickel are a prepubescent vaudeville comedy act. In this edition, A & K wish you a happy new year.

This Christmas lock up your cookie jar and don't leave Santa any cookies. The GingerDead Man is coming to town and he is going to kill your whole family.

Ashlee Simpson's motto: "When you can't sing, hoe dance."

You better eat your cereal in the morning, or your ass will turn wack.

Take a journey into Bill Clinton's dirty heart.

When "Joey" premiered on NBC, everybody thought it was the second coming of Christ. Ha.

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Andy & Kickel are a prepubescent vaudeville comedy act. In this edition, A & K get their vote on.

John Kerry and John Edwards just got married! See some romantic pictures of them when they first started dating and their lust-filled honeymoon.

What happens when you combine Will Smith, Robots, and Pirates? Aye, Robot! This movie is a landlubber’s wet dream.

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See a pair of beautiful celebrity boobs and guess who they belong to.

The day Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen turned 18 was probably the greatest day of our lives.

Kill Bill was good, but not great. You know why? Mr. Tarantino didn’t have the foresight of mixing the kung fu story with Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure. We did.

The Spanish Fly loves to give advice. In this edition, the Spanish Fly tells you about Beach Etiquette.

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Shock jock Howard Stern is being hounded by the FCC for talking dirty. Watch him tell his story in this parody of Britney Spears’ hit song “Toxic.”