How do you know if you're really, truly in love? You listen to our resident sex expert, The Spanish Fly!

Your favorite Monkey is back and this time he’s discovered one of the internet’s most annoying species: Emo Kids. If you’re Emo -- or know somebody who’s Emo -- you might want to watch this, and then kill yourself.

This week the Spanish Fly interviews actor Efren Ramirez. Don’t know who he is? Yes you do. He played Pedro in Napoleon Dynamite. Watch him discuss his new movie Crank -- and his ding-dong!

OJ Simpson is in trouble again and he needs some legal advice. Who to help, but the man who saved his life – his killer black glove!

Watch this if you want to purchase a George W. Bush action figure. They snort fake cocaine!

Hear George W. Bush rap about his victory in his own Beastie Boys-esque way.

She could be our next Vice President and if she is... DEATH TO ALL MOOSE -- including Bullwinkle!

Over the years many celebrities have died. In this parody of a famous Jim Carroll song, we make fun of them.

Do you know how to carve a pumpkin like a pro? Well here's a step-by-step guide in case you forgot.

Ever wonder how John McCain would look in eight years? Wonder no more!

Some celebrities will do anything to get in the spotlight, including Shrek. Yes, it’s the sex tape you’ve all been waiting for – The Shrek Sex Tape.

This week your favorite celebrity sluticles of The Hills travel to Paris because they're idiots.

Why are people obsessed with Lindsay Lohan’s boobs? Because they’re delicious.

The latest game show imported straight from Japan - Banzai! Featuring superstar Yoshi!

Henry The Internet Junkie Monkey runs into a video of the internet phenomenon Fred and it changes his life forever!

Martha Stewart teaches you how to make delicious Cake Farts!

Bigfoot has joined the Canadian Olympic team and competes in the weightlifting competition! Things go poorly.

Get ready for the 2008 Beijing Olympics cause they're are going to be the weirdest Olympics to date!

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie recently had twins, making them officially the new Brady Bunch. Check out their new theme song!

Watch what happens when A-Rod calls Lenny Kravitz, who then puts Madonna on the phone. Hint: Sexy Hell breaks loose.