The PMS Home Shopping Network has an exclusive offer on the new Jonas Brothers' Purity Ring! Now you can't get laid either!

LG’s resident sexologist is back with some barbequing advice for the summer! If you’re firing up the grill this weekend, you might want hear what The Spanish Fly has to say about the Great American Barbeque.

Now that Jon and Kate are officially getting divorced, we have been invited into their house to mess around with their stuff and find out what secrets lurk in their living room!

Get the Michael Jackson sleepover experience, without all that tiresome dry-humping.

Michael Jackson is one of the most gifted badasses of our time. He’s also one of the sexiest. The way he picks up little boys…he’s just a smooth criminal.

The Hills star Spencer Pratt gives you a lesson on how to be a huge douchebag!

Are you a girl? Has one of your friends dissed you behind your back or boned your boyfriend? Then this tutorial is for you!

Watch this video footage and see for yourself if Paula Abdul is a drunken wreck that needs an intervention. Frankly, we think somebody put tequila in her whiskey.

It's time to torture Peter Griffin from Family Guy! You can hump his chin later!

Henry is a monkey who sits in a cage all day and browses the internet. This week Henry stumbles across one of the most interesting species of internet being: The YouTube Whore.

You’re Mel Gibson and you’ve been arrested for drunk driving. Who do you call first? Jesus H. Christ that’s who! Hear Mel Gibson try and ask forgiveness from the Song of God himself!

"Oh, Yeah", we think these would have made great Kool-Aid ads.

What happens when a fake fight between LC and Heidi gets nasty? This week we get drunk with the fake cast of The Hills.

Have you ever wanted to get into a celebrity nightclub but were lame & ugly? Well, we’re going to show you how!

See how Lindsay Lohan's mom and little sister react when she brings home her lesbian lover, Samantha Ronson.

Now that Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer are officially an item, it's time they talk on the phone.

The killer's hair from No Country For Old Men is just as creepy when it's robot-fied.

Britney Spears almost ruined her career these last few years. Well, she's here with us now to apologize to the world. Also, Happy 27th birthday Britney!

This drink will give you the power of The Incredible Hulk... in bed.

Introducing the latest episode of Skybender from our lovably demented friends at Flabber.nl.