Paris' fake California ID. Crappy, crappy indeed. Yet better than the Ohio one.
In theaters 2-29-08. Natalie Portman and Scarlett Johansson portray Anne and Mary Boleyn, sisters who compete for the affections of King Henry VIII (Eric Bana). What more could you ask for than a royal cat-fight, a beheading and 16th century costuming? Romance
Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.
Eva Longoria spent the weekend on the beach. In typical, classy lady fashion, she showed the world her butt crack on numerous occasions.