Start the New Year with a bang – with boobs you’d like to bang.
Send your friends and family a New Years Eve e-card that doubles as a warning not to get drunk and knocked up in the New Year.
Tara did the New Years Eve countdown at the Marriot party in Chicago. Even Pedro was there! Why do you think she took so long with that count-down?
This year New Year’s Eve sucks, the donut man dies, New Orleans comes back to life, and your mom looks at porn.
If you need some help picking out your New Year’s Resolutions this year, the Angry Leprechaun is here to help you. Or not help you.
The Spanish Fly loves to give advice. In this edition, the Spanish Fly talks about New Year's Resolutions.
Andy & Kickel are a prepubescent vaudeville comedy act. In this edition, A & K wish you a happy new year.
Buy your tickets, get your candy, turn off your cellphones and stuff your face full of popping corn. It’s time to play the Movie Poster Game!
Kanye West, Michael Phelps, Spencer Pratt, Criss Angel and every Douchebag's favorite clothing line Ed Hardy all hang out on New Year's Eve and douche it up!
Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.
The Wonder Years would have been pretty boring without the bad guy from Home Alone narrating, not Joe Pesci, the other guy.
For our 200th edition of Who’d You Rather, we’re gonna go through 200 years of history. Eat it, Marty McFly!
This is the raw footage of the New Orleans police beating. It's longer, funnier and bloodier than the original!
The Silent Years are a Detroit based group who got lost and ended up in Los Angeles. Since they were already here, we figured they should come by the LG Studios and play us some songs. And you know what? That’s exactly what they did! Check out this brooding version of “Devil Got My Woman.”
Light FM is Josiah Mazzaschi, and he was gracious enough to come into the LG studios and play a couple of his finely crafted pop tunes. WARNING: This chorus will be in your head for 2.7 years. It’s true.
All you’re favorite celebrities are trying to keep their heads out of the toilet just long enough to wish you a Happy New Year in this awesome new e-card.
Tom Cruise and Katie "Robot" Holmes have used the power of Xenu to fast forward time to see what their beautiful baby girl will look like. My eyes… my eyes.