Britney Spears almost ruined her career these last few years. Well, she's here with us now to apologize to the world. Also, Happy 27th birthday Britney!

After Chris Brown beat the crap out of Rihanna, he decided that the right thing to do would be to make a PSA about domestic abuse... or did he?!

Christian Bale can hardly contain himself when it comes to the biggest internet video screw ups of all time.

Forget about Ashton Kutcher. Here’s a new prank show starring your favorite Transformer – Starscream! Oh yeah, and he might kill you.

Watch two of the world’s richest men fight to the death: Bill Gates and Donald TrumpBot!

Take a peak at the horrifyingly cute lice that live within Amy Winehouse's beehive. Yikes!

Kanye West, Michael Phelps, Spencer Pratt, Criss Angel and every Douchebag's favorite clothing line Ed Hardy all hang out on New Year's Eve and douche it up!

Join Lindsay as she sings about her disastrous attempt at drying out, to the tune of a beloved Christmas classic.

We countdown the Ugliest Wives in Hollywood so you don’t have to. Yes, we’re cruel, heartless bastards.

OJ Simpson is in trouble again and he needs some legal advice. Who to help, but the man who saved his life – his killer black glove!

Some celebrities will do anything to get in the spotlight, including Shrek. Yes, it’s the sex tape you’ve all been waiting for – The Shrek Sex Tape.

This week your favorite celebrity sluticles of The Hills travel to Paris because they're idiots.

Why are people obsessed with Lindsay Lohan’s boobs? Because they’re delicious.

Martha Stewart teaches you how to make delicious Cake Farts!

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie recently had twins, making them officially the new Brady Bunch. Check out their new theme song!

Watch what happens when A-Rod calls Lenny Kravitz, who then puts Madonna on the phone. Hint: Sexy Hell breaks loose.

Amy Winehouse has emphysema. This is terrible news for the disgusting lice that lives in her beehive.

Learn all the ins and outs of Nintendo's WiiFit with chunktastic pop star Britney Spears!

David Archuleta, David Cook, and Sanjaya have a little chat on the phone. Hilarity ensues!

American Idol's David Archuleta giggles like the most adorable child/bitch ever.