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Amy Winehouses Lice

By: Helga Mohammed el-Salami
Jan 13 2009

Take a peak at the horrifyingly cute lice that live within Amy Winehouse's beehive. Yikes!


 
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Amy Winehouses Lice

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 13 2009

Take a peak at the horrifyingly cute lice that live within Amy Winehouse's beehive. Yikes!




 
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Amy Winos Lice Emphysema Lungs

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 27 2008

Amy Winehouse has emphysema. This is terrible news for the disgusting lice that lives in her beehive.




 
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Amy Winehouses New Album Cover

By: LG Staff
Date: May 10 2007

We're proposing Amy Winehouse use the portrait of her from PrettyOnTheOutside.com as the cover of her new album! True inspiration!




 
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Amy Outhouse

By: LG Staff
Date: May 21 2007

For some god-awful reason, someone had the idea to promote Amy Winehouse by wrapping a couple port-a-potties with her likeness. The obvious connections have been made.




 
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Amy Winehouse Doesnt Care Anymore

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 20 2009

Amy Winehouse, if you're going to flash us, makes sure we're blind first.




 
 
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Amy Winehouse Punches A Fan

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 30 2008

In this video, Amy Winehouse punches a fan during a concert at Glastonbury. Nobody knows whether the dude got AIDS.




 
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Amy Winehouse Has Fake Ones

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 27 2009

Oh, look who got a new pair of boobs! And from the looks of it they fell right out of a gumball machine and onto her chest. Now we know Amy is rich, so why does it look like she has a cheap a boob job as that girl in high school who got addicted to crack, like, ten years later?




 
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Amy Winehouse Got Skinny

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 9 2007

The soulful songstress behind the song "Rehab" is a well-known alcoholic, but recently lost a lot of weight. Is she on drugs now too?




 
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Amy Winehouse Genie

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 6 2008

Just rub her cold sores and she will grant you three wishes...




 
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Amy Winehouse Is Racist

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 13 2008

This week Philip Norris talks about how Amy Winehouse hates everyone that's not white. What color is she anyway?




 
 
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Amy Winehouse as a Simpson Character

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 12 2007

I love the Simpsons Avatar creator, and when I noticed the Dolly Parton hairdo I thought immediately of my favorite train wreck – Amy Winehouse!




 
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Are You Drunker Than Amy Winehouse

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 12 2009

Take the quiz to see if you're going to end up a drunken wreck like Amy Winehouse.




 
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Amy Winehouse Smokes Crack

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 22 2008

They tried to make her go to rehab, but she said no, no, no, tape me smoking crack and sell it to the press instead.




 
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Amy Smart In Gangsta Nipple Tape

By: LG Staff
Date: Apr 30 2008

Crank 2 will do very well in DVD rentals where teenage boys can enjoy the "film" in the proper setting.




 
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Amy Winehouse Might Have Been Bangable

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 9 2009

But now she'll give you AIDS.




 
 
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Amy Winehouse Would Like To Workout With You

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 22 2009

But she wants to spit in your face first.




 
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Amy Winehouse Kelly Osbourne DRUNK

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 23 2007

These two make a fug-fabulous couple! Who's got the flask?




 
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My Chemical Romance Has Nasty Teeth

By: LG Staff
Date: May 10 2007

You're making Amy Winehouse and Shane McGowan jealous!




 
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She Went to Rehab

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 15 2007

Amy Winehouse's only hit song is now merely ironic. Obvious jokes aside, hopefully she reconsiders that hairdo as well.




 
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Ugly Winehouse

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 14 2007

Wow, Amy Whinehouse was an UGLY kid, talk about Ugly Betty. Forget rehab, they should have sent you to Planned Parenthood, 8 years earlier.




 
 
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Britney Sings Rehab

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 23 2007

We love drunk soulful singer Amy Winehouse, and her song "Rehab." It's made even better by Britney Spears!!!




 
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Amys Cocaine Shame

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 9 2007

Amy Winehouse may have alcoholism in her name, but she also has blow in her nose! When whiskey makes you fat, how does one keep in brillant shape? Snort away the pounds!




 
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Wino Has An Ugly Butt

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 21 2007

Wino has a drug problem, she cancels tours, and wears pants 3 sizes too small. Someone needs to buy her some new pants, that’s some nasty muffin top.




 
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Wino Has Three Teeth

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 24 2007

Seriously, if you are rich then you have no excuse looking ugly. You need to be perfect, that means having ALL of your teeth. We are looking at you Winehouse!




 
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Wino Scarecrow

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 24 2008

Scarecrow Wino will frighten crows away from your crops, but she'll introduce your kids to heroin first!