Take a peak at the horrifyingly cute lice that live within Amy Winehouse's beehive. Yikes!
Amy Winehouse has emphysema. This is terrible news for the disgusting lice that lives in her beehive.
We're proposing Amy Winehouse use the portrait of her from PrettyOnTheOutside.com as the cover of her new album! True inspiration!
For some god-awful reason, someone had the idea to promote Amy Winehouse by wrapping a couple port-a-potties with her likeness. The obvious connections have been made.
In this video, Amy Winehouse punches a fan during a concert at Glastonbury. Nobody knows whether the dude got AIDS.
Oh, look who got a new pair of boobs! And from the looks of it they fell right out of a gumball machine and onto her chest. Now we know Amy is rich, so why does it look like she has a cheap a boob job as that girl in high school who got addicted to crack, like, ten years later?
The soulful songstress behind the song "Rehab" is a well-known alcoholic, but recently lost a lot of weight. Is she on drugs now too?
This week Philip Norris talks about how Amy Winehouse hates everyone that's not white. What color is she anyway?
I love the Simpsons Avatar creator, and when I noticed the Dolly Parton hairdo I thought immediately of my favorite train wreck – Amy Winehouse!
They tried to make her go to rehab, but she said no, no, no, tape me smoking crack and sell it to the press instead.
Crank 2 will do very well in DVD rentals where teenage boys can enjoy the "film" in the proper setting.
Amy Winehouse's only hit song is now merely ironic. Obvious jokes aside, hopefully she reconsiders that hairdo as well.
Wow, Amy Whinehouse was an UGLY kid, talk about Ugly Betty. Forget rehab, they should have sent you to Planned Parenthood, 8 years earlier.
We love drunk soulful singer Amy Winehouse, and her song "Rehab." It's made even better by Britney Spears!!!
Amy Winehouse may have alcoholism in her name, but she also has blow in her nose! When whiskey makes you fat, how does one keep in brillant shape? Snort away the pounds!
Scarecrow Wino will frighten crows away from your crops, but she'll introduce your kids to heroin first!
Wino has a drug problem, she cancels tours, and wears pants 3 sizes too small. Someone needs to buy her some new pants, that’s some nasty muffin top.
Seriously, if you are rich then you have no excuse looking ugly. You need to be perfect, that means having ALL of your teeth. We are looking at you Winehouse!