Paula Abdul screwed up and now everybody knows that American Idol is fake!
American Idol is finally over. Now I can get beck to my normal life of listening to non-crappy music.
Philip Norris explains why Adam Lambert lost American Idol and why Americans hate the gays. Good Times!
This is a game of skill, memory and the extremely retarded dance stylings of American Idol contestant Taylor “I got the ticks” Hicks!
See the Olsen Twins, Ashlee Simpson, Martha Stewart and other celebrities get their shot at being the next American Idol.
The beginning of a season of American Idol is like watching a slow-moving car wreck. There's so much damage you see coming, and yet you're too paralyzed with grotesque fascination to look away.
Yeah, Bikini Girl is hottish. She'd be just plain "hot" if we never saw her on American Idol and didn't know she was so stupid.
Don't miss the awkward tension between these two… Simon tells Ryan to come out, and Ryan laughs it off!
Watch your little girls when you watch American Idol – or else Sanjaya will turn them into the devil!
This photoshopped picture of American Idols Blake and Chris got the fag-friendly AI fans out there all knotted up – until people started actually LOOKING at it and realized how fake it was.
Former Idol Kellie Pickler returned to the AI stage, only to get oggled by Ryan Seabreast. I mean Seacrest.
Taylor Hicks is the new American Idol, but don’t you think he’s just a little, we don’t know, average?
Sanjaya was sadly cut from American Idol this week. A man by the name of Popeye pays tribute to this fallen singer.
One year later and Sanjaya is still capturing the hearts and minds of 13 year old, Jewish girls from Long Island.
CNN anchorman Glenn Beck discusses nudie pics and American Idol, then harasses the US Weekly staffer he' interviewing.
Did you see Simon Cowell roll his eyes at Chris Richardson during American Idol? According this video, Simon has a history of being a heartless bastard.