Old fat ladies who don't wear any bras take this stuff too seriously, dude.
Philip Norris explains why Adam Lambert lost American Idol and why Americans hate the gays. Good Times!
See the Olsen Twins, Ashlee Simpson, Martha Stewart and other celebrities get their shot at being the next American Idol.
This is a game of skill, memory and the extremely retarded dance stylings of American Idol contestant Taylor “I got the ticks” Hicks!
The beginning of a season of American Idol is like watching a slow-moving car wreck. There's so much damage you see coming, and yet you're too paralyzed with grotesque fascination to look away.
American Idol is finally over. Now I can get beck to my normal life of listening to non-crappy music.
Don't miss the awkward tension between these two… Simon tells Ryan to come out, and Ryan laughs it off!
Watch your little girls when you watch American Idol – or else Sanjaya will turn them into the devil!
These girls are going to watch this video in ten years and realize that they were never cute and adorable as a kid, but scary and AXE-murderer-ish.
Yeah, Bikini Girl is hottish. She'd be just plain "hot" if we never saw her on American Idol and didn't know she was so stupid.
Sanjaya was sadly cut from American Idol this week. A man by the name of Popeye pays tribute to this fallen singer.
One year later and Sanjaya is still capturing the hearts and minds of 13 year old, Jewish girls from Long Island.
Taylor Hicks is the new American Idol, but don’t you think he’s just a little, we don’t know, average?
CNN anchorman Glenn Beck discusses nudie pics and American Idol, then harasses the US Weekly staffer he' interviewing.
Did you see Simon Cowell roll his eyes at Chris Richardson during American Idol? According this video, Simon has a history of being a heartless bastard.
Just when you were really getting sick of Simon Cowell making fun of our precious American Idol retards, he throws us this crazy girl from his homeland.