I didn't know people still pulled pranks in airports, especially Heathrow, I wouldn't think the police, etc would find it very funny.
Forget removing your shoes and belt – this hottie takes it ALL off when going through the metal detector!
Sometimes the best way to get one's point across is to demonstrate rather than try to explain. That's exactly what this disgruntled traveler did when she felt she'd been inappropriately groped by a TSA official and it was all caught o surveillance camera. The hitch, the traveler also happened to be an ex-TSA agent, and the supervisor who she in turn groped is claiming that it was personal (as grabbing one's crotch usually is, but she meant it the other way).
In this episode, Philip Norris applauds Craigslist sex and hopes that other websites will help people get their freak on.
Well, this is one way to convince people to wear seat belts ("wear seat belts so if you happen to be so damn annoying that people routinely try to crash their car to try to kill you, it just won't work!") Here is the translation from Youtube: - I have been meaning to tell you for a while...I have... decided to leave you. It's final. There is nothing you can do or say about it. - And don't pretend you don't know whom I am leaving you for...You have known all along that I have been having an affair with him...You just refused to believe it...Childhood friend! We grew up together. - I am taken the child. And as you know, since I will be a divorced mother with a small child in my care, any judge will leave the apartment to me. - The beach house as you remember is under my name, so I will keep that as well. All the necessary papers are ready. And well, there is a car... But I hope you're not about to take your own present back, are you now? - Well?!...Say something!... Don't you need anything?! - I have got everything I need. - Really? And what's that if you don't mind my asking? - The seat belt. Don't forget to fasten your seat belt.
Check out this weird commercial of a lawyer advertising on TV that he wants only one client: Paris Hilton.
If Cyndi Lauper started singing 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun,' while I was stranded in an Argentinian airport...it'd fix my mood, also.
Listen up sleuths, Carmen San Diego was spotted at the Lahore National Airport, you have 15 minutes to trap her by naming off African countries. Rockapella, take it away!
By now you may have heard of the young man and woman who auctioned off their virginity for some weirdo documentary. The woman's raked in $780,000 from some Japanese perv while the poor dude's only brought in a measly $3,000. Here's the vid advertising the "goods". Couldn't they have done a little more to up the guy's sexy there? Golf and baggy karate clothes? Maybe that's what does it for some people... (but not the super rich and eager ones apparently)
Terrorists go to jail, Robin Williams goes to rehab, and Heather Mills goes fence-hopping. Philip Norris has the stories… and photos of Suri?