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Airport Advertising

By: Helga Mohammed el-Salami
Sep 2 2011

Surprisingly dangerous.


 
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Airport Advertising

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 2 2011

Surprisingly dangerous.




 
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Advertising vs Reality

By: LG Staff
Date: Dec 8 2011

Feel the disillusionment.




 
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Airport Fun

By: LG Staff
Date: May 11 2011

Maybe it was inspired by a combination of jet lag and a long layover?




 
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Crazy Airport Prank

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 19 2010

I didn't know people still pulled pranks in airports, especially Heathrow, I wouldn't think the police, etc would find it very funny.




 
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Sexy Airport Security

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 17 2007

Forget removing your shoes and belt – this hottie takes it ALL off when going through the metal detector!




 
 
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Tornado Hits St Louis Airport

By: LG Staff
Date: Apr 25 2011

Another video capturing the awesome force of nature.




 
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Woman Accused of Groping TSA agent

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 25 2012

Sometimes the best way to get one's point across is to demonstrate rather than try to explain. That's exactly what this disgruntled traveler did when she felt she'd been inappropriately groped by a TSA official and it was all caught o surveillance camera. The hitch, the traveler also happened to be an ex-TSA agent, and the supervisor who she in turn groped is claiming that it was personal (as grabbing one's crotch usually is, but she meant it the other way).




 
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Wanted Sex with Tenant

By: LG Staff
Date: Apr 7 2006

In this episode, Philip Norris applauds Craigslist sex and hopes that other websites will help people get their freak on.




 
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Lady Freaks Out After Missing Flight

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 18 2009

We'd feel for this woman if she wasn't really, really, really annoying.




 
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Im Im Yr Airprt

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 18 2007

Waitin fer a delayd flite and werd frm mah manager that mah kereer is ovah.




 
 
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Russian Seat Belt Safety Commercial

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 26 2012

Well, this is one way to convince people to wear seat belts ("wear seat belts so if you happen to be so damn annoying that people routinely try to crash their car to try to kill you, it just won't work!") Here is the translation from Youtube: - I have been meaning to tell you for a while...I have... decided to leave you. It's final. There is nothing you can do or say about it. - And don't pretend you don't know whom I am leaving you for...You have known all along that I have been having an affair with him...You just refused to believe it...Childhood friend! We grew up together. - I am taken the child. And as you know, since I will be a divorced mother with a small child in my care, any judge will leave the apartment to me. - The beach house as you remember is under my name, so I will keep that as well. All the necessary papers are ready. And well, there is a car... But I hope you're not about to take your own present back, are you now? - Well?!...Say something!... Don't you need anything?! - I have got everything I need. - Really? And what's that if you don't mind my asking? - The seat belt. Don't forget to fasten your seat belt.




 
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Cheney Marijuana Vote

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 7 2006

Leave it to the potheads to come up with clever political advertising.




 
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I Want To Be Paris Hiltons Lawyer

By: LG Staff
Date: May 11 2007

Check out this weird commercial of a lawyer advertising on TV that he wants only one client: Paris Hilton.




 
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Cyndi Lauper Sings for Stranded Passengers

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 7 2011

If Cyndi Lauper started singing 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun,' while I was stranded in an Argentinian airport...it'd fix my mood, also.




 
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Where in Time is That Red Chick

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 15 2007

Listen up sleuths, Carmen San Diego was spotted at the Lahore National Airport, you have 15 minutes to trap her by naming off African countries. Rockapella, take it away!




 
 
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The 780000 Screw

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 29 2012

By now you may have heard of the young man and woman who auctioned off their virginity for some weirdo documentary. The woman's raked in $780,000 from some Japanese perv while the poor dude's only brought in a measly $3,000. Here's the vid advertising the "goods". Couldn't they have done a little more to up the guy's sexy there? Golf and baggy karate clothes? Maybe that's what does it for some people... (but not the super rich and eager ones apparently)




 
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Terror whiffed

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 11 2006

Terrorists go to jail, Robin Williams goes to rehab, and Heather Mills goes fence-hopping. Philip Norris has the stories… and photos of Suri?




 
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Suck My News Weekly Britney Humps Cat Stevens

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 24 2004

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.