Go Slinky go! Poetry in motion! It's the music that gets you, perfectly suited to its subject, not grandiose at all. This viewer, however, is partial to the quieter moments when one can make out the faint, steady, tap of each valiant Slinky flip... But seriously, it's kinda impressive. Watch out for the surprise ending... not.

Here's the FAT KID in...FAT KONG, about a fat kid dressed in a kong suit who climbs to the top of a tall building and terrorizes aeroplanes. Be sure to check out our iPhone game FAT KID NINJA now available on the App Store.

Seriously. ANYTHING.

We don't know what's going on here but it's pretty sexy. Whatever it is she's doing.

This dude isn't so much an idiot as he is a total idiot.

This is no doubt from seeing all those television shows that depict pistol whipping as glamorous and sexy.