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Helga Mohammed

9th Grade Whore

By: Helga Mohammed el-Salami
Dec 6 2007

Yes she says she does what she wants but does she slaughter baby seals with her bare hands??


 
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9th Grade Whore

By: LG Staff
Date: Dec 6 2007

Yes she says she does what she wants but does she slaughter baby seals with her bare hands??




 
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Santa has a Whore

By: LG Staff
Date: Dec 10 2007

Santa knows when you are good or bad and he likes the later most. In fact, tie yourself up and put these cuffs on, Santa Claus is coming to town.




 
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Suck My News Weekly April 9th 2004

By: LG Staff
Date: Apr 9 2004

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.




 
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Suck My News Weekly January 9th 2004

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 19 2003

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.




 
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Suck My News Weekly August 9th 2002

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 9 2002

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.




 
 
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Suck My News Weekly July 9th 2004

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 9 2004

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.




 
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Suck My News Weekly May 9th 2003

By: LG Staff
Date: May 9 2003

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.




 
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Dance Like Britney Comeback Edition

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 14 2007

Now you can dance just like everyone's favorite washed-up whore! Watch this commercial to find out how.




 
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Turkey Really Likes Bush

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 13 2006

Chicken Hawk or Chicken Whore?




 
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Jessicas School Project

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 10 2003

Hear Jessica talk about her infatuation with Hollywood's cheesiest hunk: James Van Der Beek




 
 
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Follow the Leader

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 16 2007

Yeah you wear that Livestrong bracelet and when someone asks you what it means, just mumble something about cancer or the Hot Topic clearance bin.




 
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Jessica Simpson Whores Out

By: LG Staff
Date: May 18 2007

Miss Jessica was seen partying like a single gal (John Mayer dumped her!) at PURE nightclub in Vegas recently. When's she selling a blow-up doll of herself?




 
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Lingerie Lineup

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 6 2008

An eyewitness said the crime was committed by a "British Lingerie Glamour Model Whore" and this was the lineup they gave them. She's not hard to find...




 
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Easy Barbie

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 1 2005

"Dude, so last night, I banged this awesome 5-inch plastic doll. I think she liked it."




 
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Christmastime Celebrity Baskets

By: LG Staff
Date: Dec 21 2001

The PMS Homeshopping Network has the perfect gift for that anorexic, alcoholic, or whore in every family. Buy one today.




 
 
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Kelly Brooks Thong

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 14 2008

The Los Angeles Board of Health clearly graded Kelly's ass Grade A.




 
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Hookers Road

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 3 2007

This sign is from Nevada, so it's okay.




 
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Paris Hiltons Boobs About To Explode

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 16 2008

Somebody stick a pin in her boobs and watch her shoot to the moon.




 
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Norbit Ecard Get The Hell Out of My Apartment

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 2 2001

Send your loved one (or ex) a very special greeting today. This e-card is brought to you by Norbit, opening in theaters everywhere February 9th.




 
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Scareface School Play

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 31 2010

Students from grade school perform in SCARFACE - the play to surely piss off parents across the country!




 
 
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Gubernatorial Boobies

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 12 2008

Meet Ashley Youmans, the girl who cost New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer his job and $3000, not quite the happy ending he was hoping for.




 
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Whats Your MySpace Personality

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 14 2006

With so many people on Myspace , it can be easy to get lost in the crowd of crazies and drift away into abandoned profile world. Take this quiz, find out your true Myspace personality and post it on your page so other users can know what you’re all about!




 
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Too Sexy To Fly

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 7 2007

This girl's outfit was too sexy for her plane. She could however, fly the LG Sluts R Awesome Airlines any day. You can see her undies at 1:34, just looking out for ya.




 
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Clooneys Girlfriend Rules

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 31 2008

Her name is Sarah Lawson, which sounds like "Sarah's awesome", and that is exactly what George's friends say when she does this at a party.




 
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Lohan and Tyras Big Song

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 11 2007

In an alternate universe there is no world hunger and Lohan and Tyra Banks did not become cracked out whores. Enjoy this clip from when the dream was still alive.